Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 12, 2021

…..And she’s broad where a broad should be broad.

Here’s a European broad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIWzz6wcNug

She has a broad definition of misogyny…

Once upon a time you had to go abroad if you wanted to come back a broad. Thank you Mr Bockey for planting that in my head 50 years ago.

This was LOL funny. Thanks.

so, she was born abroad…?

I could say something about going to Denmark to become a-broad. But most people under a certain age, wouldn’t get it. And I might get myself into some trouble with the “PC crowd”.

I literally heard the rimshot!

It’s why we can’t talk anymore.

Good to see that we’re all still broad minded.

Stripper witness: Is this some kind of a bust, or what?

Det. Drebin: Very impressive, but I have a few questions to ask you.

Being from Europe, she thought she was so chick.

well she is a bird

…RIM…SHOT…

Don’t want to hurt the snowflakes

Can someone explain the rail mounted under the Bar Top?

I remember a high school assembly back in the early 60s when the principal urged us to attend the fundraising show for American Field Service ‘so we can send one of our students abroad’. He got very huffy at the reaction.

Saw that one coming…

“Johnson sends Humphrey abroad!” — George Carlin, “The Newscast” (from the album “Take-offs And Put-ons”)

Gotta be careful.

These days you gotta ask!

Babes can be very sensitive.

Never call chicks broads https://youtu.be/AqeatUvRu68

Ba dum dum!

Got that one from Gracie Allen! (“Say goodnight Gracie.”)

I’ve heard this pun sooooo many times for many years and it’s still funny.

Snowflakes are universal.