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Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 09, 2021
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allen@home about 4 years ago
With men candy goes straight to the mid-section. With women itâs past the lips straight to the hips.
Doug K about 4 years ago
It sounds like a contradiction: When he doesnât let it âgo to wasteâ â it âgoes to waistâ.
B UTTONS about 4 years ago
No butts about it, consuming too much candy will effect the bottom line.
Doug K about 4 years ago
Reminds me of the person who said âIâm on a sea-food diet.â making it sound he ate only fish and and other creatures from the ocean. He then clarified, âI see food and then I eat it.â In Spanish, it could have a similar result, saying yes to virtually anything, âSi. Food.â On Sesame Street, it could have been understood as only eating things like âCarrots, corn, cauliflower, cookies, cake, and candy.â A certain monster there would say (or sing) that " âCâ is for âCookieâ. Thatâs good enough for me."
1953Baby about 4 years ago
I fell of the wagon last night. I admit it freely. I had three âor maybe it was four or five-handfuls of Hersheyâs chocolate nibbles. One thing I can tell ya, Iâm NOT documenting them on my calorie counter. That way, it never happened, amiright?
uniquename about 4 years ago
Fat cells are forever.
sandpiper about 4 years ago
Belly fat is manâs punishment for not continuing exercise and moderation. It is the one area where fat cannot be dieted or exercised away, once allowed to accumulate. If, instead of facing the mirror every morning, men saw their body profiles first, lots of egos would fall dead on the floor along side the lost hair. I speak from sad experience.
ddjg about 4 years ago
:-)
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 4 years ago
Youâve got a skor to settle.
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
Other types of snacks still make it to your waist â in their own sweet time.
JesseLouisMartinez about 4 years ago
Candyâs dandy but liquorâs quicker
Jim Kerner about 4 years ago
Liquor. He hardly knew her.
SteveLederman about 4 years ago
Rhoda Morgenstern would have loved this!