Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 24, 2020

Why settle for finger sandwiches when thumb or fist sandwiches are available?

Sez the forensic outline figure with one finger left …!

Gotta hand it to him.

Or a knuckle sandwich.

No biscuit! Bad dog! No biscuit!

Re: CBD oil scams, I saw one recently using Tom Selleck. These campaigns are developed by affiliate marketers, who have all the ethics of a starving honey badger and are willing to say and do virtually anything to get their percentage of sales. I have blogged about this scummy practice repeatedly.

Lucky never did that. This dude is projecting.

What’s black and white and read all over?

…happy Christmas Eve…

…(or is it already Christmas where you live)…

…I swear I don’t know about time…

…the farther west you travel…

…the farther back in time you go…

…in L.A.,it’s 4:00am, but back in D.C.,it is already 7:00am …

…in fact, if you go far enough west…

…you go back into tomorrow…

…which reminds me…

…if you are busy and working hard and fast, times seems to fly by…

…but if you are just sitting there doing nothing …

…time drags…

…so the faster you go, the faster it seems time goes…

…except, they say, if you go faster then the speed of light you start going backwards in time…

…so if you were going west fast enough you could make time stand still…

…(!)…

…so that was what was wrong with Frog Applause…

…that #$%^ Flash/Superman race is screwing up everything …

That was just before they took him away.

Wow, third strip in a row with finger references. Waiting breathlessly (well, not literally) for tomorrow’s strip to see if it continues.

Ms. T, does it take a long time to color in the black part?

I know what an ibex is, but looked it up anyway in the hope that the plural might turn out to be ibices. Alas, it is not.

Anyway, ibexes are among the most licit animals in existence. I decline to believe that their gatherings could ever be illicit.

Now, is this a gathering of illicit Ibexes, or an illicit gathering of normal Ibexes?

It’s like those commercials talking about “an artificial diamond value crash”.

Are they talking about the value of artificial diamonds, or the artificial value of normal diamonds?

Fingers for supper? Would the head cannibal bring some tomato juice for no bloody reason?

Santa’s claws are the kind of finger sandwiches to die for.

Santa’s feets are trix for kids and a favorite.

THERES pig knuckles, GOAT knuckles, elephant knuckles, canary knuckles, canary eyelids, goats milk, tiger lips, hummingbird wings, All can be purchased at the gourmet section at the famous BATH MAT FACTORY IN FROGLANDIA! Ask for Ethel and get 20% off first purchase….Hurry, while supplies last….no rain checks….frogs love the rain and may be tempted to invade!

I thought ibex was the new smart phone everyone in Froglandia is raving about. Got digits?

HO HO HO! Merry Christmas to all Froglandia and Lame ones! It’s been fun! Thinking of you TB! Merry Christmas to to all and to all, A GOOD NIGHT!

Rush down to the Froglandia Bath Mat factory today for YOUR CBD! •••

••• (Corrected Bathmat Designs)

Lucky will make sure that he eats all of their fingers.

I’m sorry, but as I explained (sort of) the other day, I don’t do finger sandwiches. The meat/bone ratio is not favorable to hearty eating. Besides, Lucky, I don’t believe there is such a thing as an “illicit” ibex gathering….

So what is a collective noun for ibexes ? Is it unherd of?

You’re not doing good in the biscuit department, Lucky.

Day 2 (being the Feast of Christmas*). If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it twice, Lucky: Arf! Arf!

*Merry Christmas, all you ever-loving Froglandians!

Merry Christmas to everybody.

…Merry Christmas…

…if it can bend time & space…

…that’s one hell of an energy drink…

Merry Christmas … beware of falling iguanas in Florida …!

Merry Frog Mass where we celebrate those frogs who gave their lives to high school science classes.

6turtle9 wnated to know… about 23 hours ago@Gweedo it’s legal here Murray

It doesn’t help with sleep apnea does it?

It doesn’t cure it. Ron said that he got through the night better but then there are still times where he is awake very late. He also said that, usually, when he got up for a restroom break that it was easier getting back to sleep. I think him being up most of the night, some days, is more due to anxiety than anything else. I have gotten very long duration phone calls.

I would say to you, place an order one time and see what it does for you. Back in the Spring, before Covid kicked into high gear, I had called the number and spoke with a man who helped me just fine. You let him know what your objective is on doing CBD. That will help in getting you onto the appropriate product.

Hope this helps.