Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 12, 2021

The 3,ooo frames/sec Sloth-o-Matic camera works it’s magic.

Who doesn’t adore David Attenborough?!

He’s just waiting for the big game to start, next Sunday.

That should be SIR David Attenborough.

The shadows transversing the walls, the close-up beard growth;

The arm with the beer can should be moving all the time.

No need for a camera, get a painter!

Richard Attenborough and the ansel adams family: X looks the same even when turned 180 degrees.

It’s all about the natural state presentation.

If you don’t see him move you must be an enabler, the beer and snacks don’t bring themselves out from the kitchen.

Or you could just count how many of the six-pack are left…

Change the TV channel to something he doesn’t like, and keep the remote away from him – you’ll get movement…

People must feel that the cable world is important and valuable and beautiful and wonderful and an amazement and a pleasure. (Co-opted from a David Attenborough quote)

Is the lady wearing a miniscule apron or a codpiece?

Time lapse photography of plants creeps me out.

Make him move over. This cartoon left me unmoved.

He’s gotta move some time, unless he has a catheter.

I say put a camera trap outside the bathroom door.

I can hear his voice in my head as I read this strip again.