Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 15, 2021

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    Little Caesar  almost 4 years ago

    “Reverse osmosis.”

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    Farside99  almost 4 years ago

    So that’s how the Kardashians got those butts….

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    wiatr  almost 4 years ago

    At least he has a firm foundation while seated.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    But it goes straight to my hips anyways.

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    TStyle78  almost 4 years ago

    Sounds painful.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Oops. My bad.

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    6th Billiard Ball Student  almost 4 years ago

    The legend of ‘Apple Cheeks Lumley’ is not forgotten where squirrels dare.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Retrieval will be messy.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 4 years ago

    That was a Cheeky thing to say.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 4 years ago

    Tongue in Cheek?

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    John Wiley Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Looks like he’d be taller.

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    WilliamRichmond  almost 4 years ago

    No butts about it!

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    EmmettWayne  almost 4 years ago

    “You’ve heard of Grapenuts. Now try Buttnuts, the cheeky cereal!”

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    They’re so gross….

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    ChazNCenTex  almost 4 years ago

    Thank you for not illustrating it!

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    HunterIsACriminal  almost 4 years ago

    “Anyone know why the chocolate pudding taste so funky?”

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 4 years ago

    WATCH OUT! ITS GONNA BLOW!!

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    It did feel a bit squishy.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 4 years ago

    just turn the other cheek.

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    Vaporman  almost 4 years ago

    Should have made the other one REALLY higher at the table…

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    EowynWolfmoon  almost 4 years ago

    Diary of a dawning moment. Hmm? Oh. OH! OW!!

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      almost 4 years ago

    Ouch, that’s gotta hurt.

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    RAGs  almost 4 years ago

    In Macbeth, one of the weird sisters mentioned a “rump fed runnion”, but I don’t think that is what she meant…

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    pcmcdonald  almost 4 years ago

    There once were these holy men that lived in a monastery that only ate once a day and they were not allowed to swallow for a whole day. They would stuff their mouths with food. They were the cheek monks.

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    Widdershins  almost 4 years ago

    Butt humour! :D

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