Garfield by Jim Davis for February 12, 2021

At least it’s a compliment

In my opinion, Jon and Liz should be as sweet as Lori and Bobby…

give it some more work, Jon

What a way to kill the mood, Jon.

In Jon’s case, love IS blind.

Careful Jon, you might end up with a black eye of the beholder.

There goes Jon’s love life, I don’t see him marrying Liz anytime sooner.

That is as smooth as a porcupine

Romeo, Jon is not.

Where for art thou Romeo … Hang on, wait, almost there, just a little bit more … Now, where was I ?

Jon’s about as smooth as coarse sandpaper.

But only some.

Poetry doth suit thee not, Jon.

Jon is the dad on a sitcom who has yet to gotten married.

Liz, you reduce this man to babbling incoherence. Isn’t that compliment enough?

Oh wait, incoherent babbling is his normal state. Never mind.

Incoherent babbling…Jon’s Valentine’s Day gift for Liz…

It’s the truth at least.

He tries at least

or sandpaper

when was the last time we saw Arlene?

I wonder what’s some the less beautiful stuff are

That took days of thinking.

Looks Jon won’t be working for hallmark anytime soon.

Jon has no imagination at all.

The Garfield Show Jon : I sort of Know Romace | The Garfield Movie 2 Jon : I know Everything about Love, and I’m going to Marry Liz | Jon in the Comics : What is Love?

Well, maybe a sycamore.

Notice how he said “some”

LOL

Is anyone else excited for Super Mario 3D World plus Bowser’s Fury? I know I am!

Needs work but the sentiment is in the right place…..

See? That’s why he gets the ladies and I’m still single. Dang words and stuff.

Jon, I think you seriously need someone to be your Cyrano for this.

he has such a way w/ words <3

Good job Jon

He’s making this up as he goes along.

You didn’t have enough effort to make her happy, Jon.

Jon, you glib tongue devil, you’re going to have her eating out of your hand in no time.

smooth as a mountain in a desert.

smooth as butter jon, smooth as butter

Sincerity comes from the heart – not from articulation.

Liz:” Jon, as thanks, I’m going to shave you with a cheese grater”.

Oddly, looking at some far in the past Garfield’s, Jon used to be able to be somewhat suave, then he fell in love.

Tree bark or sandpaper.

He could say, “When I’m around you, I can’t think straight!”

Needs work.

Well Jon sure isn’t getting laid after that weak compliment

Jon made a purely stupid compliment to Liz, just before Valentine’s Day IMO. How dumb of him to say something like that?! #notcool

That luscious lips lass is really beautiful.

Smooth as an ice skater in a minefield. XD

Jon should be a poet

Air kiss