I shudder to think the dance I would do if a jellyfish went up my shorts. It would be nothing short of spectacular. I’m sure it would be very entertaining for those bystanders LOL. It would be spastic on steroids and would probably end up with me getting and indecent exposure ticket.
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He Performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. Hi Sue,Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you’ve been feeling Down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you To make you realize it’s not so bad after all .Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with A few technicalities of my job.As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit To the office. It’s a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite Cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered Industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the Water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is Taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I’ve Used it several times with no complaints.What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose And stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit With warm water. It’s like working in a Jacuzzi.Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to Itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from My back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my Suit. Now, since I don’t have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn’t Stick to it However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the Jellyfish into the crack of my butt.I informed the dive supervisor of my didilemma over the communicator. His Instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other Divers, were all laughing ……
It has come to my attention that poster Charlie Farmer has been surreptitiously banned from talking on these pages for what appears to be no apparent reason as he is not one to make the kind of talk worth being shut out for. I am mounting a write in campaign for his release from the Phantom Zone.
If you wish to help send your letters to: moderator@gocomics.com As always, be congenial. I believe Charlie’s dropout to have been done in error.
My letter to the company:
Good day, sir or madam. I hope winter isn’t too harsh to you as it has been here with minus zero temps but at least we have not had power outages.
I am writing you today concerning co poster, Charlie Farmer. He has informed me through emails that he has been blocked from the Comments groups at your institution. I am perplexed at this action as I have never known Charlie to make derogatory remarks to the other posters or to post off color material. He says he has sent two notes to you in the past two weeks or so but has not gotten a response. Regardless, it is my fervent hope that Mr. Farmer can be restored to the ranks of the living, to the groups he participates in before he whittles away to nothing from the deafening silence he is forced to endure as a result of having been banished to the Phantom Zone district of Gocomics. “Praise the company !” Thank you, Mr. Gordon Heavern.
I bet that Garfield asked ABC to air Jon’s jellyfish dance on “America’s Funniest Home Videos” to get the audience to laugh at him if I were guessing. #haha #jonontv :)
Clarence over 3 years ago
And probably billions of views in the near future
LiamG.P over 3 years ago
That’s why I’m commenting here, to get many likes.
Johnny Appleseed over 3 years ago
That’s sad
codycab over 3 years ago
J.I.M.T Jellyfish in my trunks! Parody of Phineas and Ferb’s S.I.M.P Squirrels in my pants!
Leojim over 3 years ago
I shudder to think the dance I would do if a jellyfish went up my shorts. It would be nothing short of spectacular. I’m sure it would be very entertaining for those bystanders LOL. It would be spastic on steroids and would probably end up with me getting and indecent exposure ticket.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
a jellyfish zapping a man’s noodle is going to be an itch you’d want to forget
arjun.shriv over 3 years ago
God thing it was not a box jellyfish
boniface22 over 3 years ago
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He Performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. Hi Sue,Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you’ve been feeling Down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you To make you realize it’s not so bad after all .Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with A few technicalities of my job.As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit To the office. It’s a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite Cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered Industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the Water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is Taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I’ve Used it several times with no complaints.What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose And stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit With warm water. It’s like working in a Jacuzzi.Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to Itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from My back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my Suit. Now, since I don’t have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn’t Stick to it However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the Jellyfish into the crack of my butt.I informed the dive supervisor of my didilemma over the communicator. His Instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other Divers, were all laughing ……
hariseldon59 over 3 years ago
Very embarrassing for the jellyfish.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray over 3 years ago
It has come to my attention that poster Charlie Farmer has been surreptitiously banned from talking on these pages for what appears to be no apparent reason as he is not one to make the kind of talk worth being shut out for. I am mounting a write in campaign for his release from the Phantom Zone.
If you wish to help send your letters to: moderator@gocomics.com As always, be congenial. I believe Charlie’s dropout to have been done in error.
My letter to the company:
Good day, sir or madam. I hope winter isn’t too harsh to you as it has been here with minus zero temps but at least we have not had power outages.
I am writing you today concerning co poster, Charlie Farmer. He has informed me through emails that he has been blocked from the Comments groups at your institution. I am perplexed at this action as I have never known Charlie to make derogatory remarks to the other posters or to post off color material. He says he has sent two notes to you in the past two weeks or so but has not gotten a response. Regardless, it is my fervent hope that Mr. Farmer can be restored to the ranks of the living, to the groups he participates in before he whittles away to nothing from the deafening silence he is forced to endure as a result of having been banished to the Phantom Zone district of Gocomics. “Praise the company !” Thank you, Mr. Gordon Heavern.
SamuelMeasa over 3 years ago
how small was the jelly fish. Or should I ask how big where Jons trunks?
jagedlo over 3 years ago
“Hey, it’s Jellyfish Dance Man!”
JohnCL over 3 years ago
But think how embarrassed was the jellyfish.
chris_o42 over 3 years ago
I’m sorry I missed it!
Garfield Fan! over 3 years ago
Where can I find this jellyfish dance?
blakerl over 3 years ago
The jellyfish got over a million Likes and became a YouTube star.
Firestar over 3 years ago
Ha! Did you record it, Garfield??? Wait….I’m a mousebrain. OF COURSE YOU DID!!! :’)
fairy over 3 years ago
that sounds like it hurts
su43dipta over 3 years ago
Good thing Garfield’s handy with a phone camera!
su43dipta over 3 years ago
I want to see that! Somebody make that animation!
awcoffman over 3 years ago
Next time try ferret legging. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret-legging
hfelder7219 over 3 years ago
“ is that a jellyfish in your trunks or are you just happy to see me?”
Wichita1.0 over 3 years ago
Reminds me of Neil Sedaka singing ‘Do The Jellyfish" in the movie STING OF DEATH (it’s on YouTube and BOY is it bad!).
geese28 over 3 years ago
Lol I gotta YouTube that
Saddenedby Premium Member over 3 years ago
and the poor jellyfish has not been the same since. imagine how embarrassed it was. “excuse me, sir, didn’t know these trunks were occupied!”
CaveCat87 over 3 years ago
Look at the bright side, Jon. At least people are acknowledging you, though, not quite in the way that you want to be acknowledged.
martin510 over 3 years ago
Where’s the link
paranormal over 3 years ago
Jellyfish don’t swim, they just float with the current.
Cedar the squirrel over 3 years ago
only a million?
AustinKniga-Bartlett over 3 years ago
Such is the price to pay for entertainment.
dlaemmerhirt999 over 3 years ago
“The cheers were deafening.” – Garfield
Moonman8008 over 3 years ago
lol
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
Got 2 million for the groin grab and beach rolling around.
Discowaffle96 over 3 years ago
hey jon, your famous!
Fanatic11008 over 3 years ago
On Twitter or Facebook
Moonman8008 over 3 years ago
lol
thepinkbaroness over 3 years ago
More painful than embarrassing, I’d imagine.
BlitzMcD over 3 years ago
“Embarrassing” would be the least of his worries if that thing had stung him.
clownbuckle over 3 years ago
well at least he remembered to WEAR trunks
AndyMoser over 3 years ago
I bet that Garfield asked ABC to air Jon’s jellyfish dance on “America’s Funniest Home Videos” to get the audience to laugh at him if I were guessing. #haha #jonontv :)
Firestar over 3 years ago
Jon would be LAVA red with embrassment. HaHa!!! :P
Garfield... over 2 years ago
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HAW THAT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EMBRASSING