Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 28, 2021

Howard The Sock, wasn’t that a bad movie in the 1980s?

How unromantic. In the entire crowd, no two socks are clinging to each other.

The socks don’t get lost, they actually morph into Tupperware lids that don’t fit anything.

This movie’s plot line is too predictable.

This movie socks.

Guess that’s washing dirty laundry in public

I saw a laundrette in Tasmania (a state in Australia) that was named “The Lost Sock”

Whew! At least underpants don’t have that problem.

Sockitomesockitomesockitome…..

You have to hand it to Mark. Who else could imagine a sock movie?

Lost 1/2 a pair.

Sock it to me.

This was also a Carpe Diem this week, except in a psychiatrist’s office setting rather than a movie.

Your Howard developed a hole in the heel. He’s still around for a brief career as a dust cloth, and will be honorably interred in the trash at an appropriate time.

When I was in the military, I had about 50 pairs of socks. Half of them were black dress socks all of the same style the other half were black heavy socks, all the same style for wear with my boots.

My wife questioned this when we first got married. I told her that less than 50 pairs of socks doesn’t make a decent wash load and that any two I grab are a pair.

Awwww, poor sock. Lol!

John Krasinski’s new film “A Dryer Place”

“Is there a Howard in the Audience?”

Oh no. The dryer ate another one.

Must’ve ran away with Johnson

Sock it up lady, you’ve got to go on.

Once Sheila came clean about her affair Howard realized he was caught in her repel-lint trap.

Ex-static?

He’s in the same place I keep finding my guitar picks – in the filter.

He’s been kidnapped by a fitted sheet

These detergent operas just sock!

The film was rated R for all the socksual situations.

Thriller movie….they were in the laundry basket and Harold heard a noise in the dryer.

that’s sad

Does anyone else hear this dialogue in the voice of the late Mrs Wolowitz from “Big Bang Theory”?

Little Pink Sock.

Little Pink Sock.

He dried and went to a much warmer place. He was a bit of a heel.

Maybe he was a Leftist…

They made a great pair.

I guess they just didn’t have a spark :(

Is this “Howard’s End”

????????????

:)