Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 30, 2021

You’re supposed to round DOWN if you find less than half a cow…

Cow boy’s gonna have a beef with that accounting.

What are the odds that these are turf accountants?

Even the horses are looking sceptical. One bull is worth about the same as 50 cows if not more. I’m not a farmer. :)

His name is Sam, two cows Sam.

Enron Cowboy.

When it comes time to sell those cows, I doubt if the buyer will be satisfied with that “roundup”.

The problem with this roundup is that the farmer is already short two head of cattle. Maybe the accountant can claim them on insurance.

My dad always said to get an accurate count, count the legs and dide by 4.

That’ll be $20 for the inventory count.

Here’s $18. We’ll just round it up to $20…

I heard the herd is missing a couple’a head.

Two more are the new calves.

Sounds like real estate agents stating property areas

Auditors on the Range….

Oh give me a home, where the decimal roams…

He’s accounting for future herd expansion.

Maybe he’d count more accurately if his horse had a saddle and bridle?

Do they use a cow-culator?