Pig can always run for Congress.
one skill I think Pig has is being a cheese connoisseur
SEX : Yes please
Yes, a closet full of them, from dates that went wrong. Oh, sorry, I thought that said “skulls.”
“Please expand on your answer”. “Nooooooooooooooooooo”
Does succinctness count as a skill?
Just after I had finished a B.A. in Psychology, someone at an employment agency pointed out the obvious: that I had no marketable skills. So, after knocking around for a couple of years, I got a degree in Piano Performance. That didn’t seem to help!
my reply would’ve been ‘you wish’…
Skills: l337.
Reading and writing.
I am quite accomplished as compared to an average swine!
I know a little bit about a lot of things, but not a lot about any thing.
On the assumption that SKILL is an acronym, I looked it up and found two matches:
Scientific Knowledge for Indian Learning and Leadership
Smith-Kettlewell Institute Low Luminance (which is described as a vision test)
I don’t have anything more to respond to either of those than Pig did.
Well, at least I am a skilled picanic basket stea.. er.. dealer.
He’s learned to “Just say ‘No.’”.
Pig can always resume yesterday’s form and go back to bed.
Pig’s Skill is the ability to eat Debbie Downer Pills …… Croc Power !
Pig could run for office, but it would make him a cliche.
Pig is skilling it.
Forget it Pig. There’s already enough of the swine there. There’s even a turtle.
Could be worse; they could have asked Pig for his IQ.
No. We all got something. Pig is off to a very good start though, as he is an honest man…..
Is the a section for procrastination? Whining?
Politicians are like farmers. They know how to milk the system. How else could they become multi-millionaires. And their friends and families too.
shrek costume
I used to fill in M/F with yes.
“A man got to know his limitations.”
Well the dumb swine can wiggle his ears, something I could never do.
Now it’s a sad resume.
Salary Requirements. True/False?
he’s probably over qualified
Isn’t making tea a skill?
ADDRESS: Actually, I usually wear nothing, except a tie when I go to a restaurant.
“I’m a pig, and I oink English”
Skills: Mad
Pig’s skill is Unflinching Honesty….
Skills: What I intend to get upon being accepted
More than you would think.
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
Pig can always run for Congress.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
one skill I think Pig has is being a cheese connoisseur
PICTO over 3 years ago
SEX : Yes please
lavender headgear over 3 years ago
Yes, a closet full of them, from dates that went wrong. Oh, sorry, I thought that said “skulls.”
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
“Please expand on your answer”. “Nooooooooooooooooooo”
Johnny Q Premium Member over 3 years ago
Does succinctness count as a skill?
rogthedodge1 over 3 years ago
Just after I had finished a B.A. in Psychology, someone at an employment agency pointed out the obvious: that I had no marketable skills. So, after knocking around for a couple of years, I got a degree in Piano Performance. That didn’t seem to help!
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
my reply would’ve been ‘you wish’…
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
Skills: l337.
Imagine over 3 years ago
Reading and writing.
iggyman over 3 years ago
I am quite accomplished as compared to an average swine!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
I know a little bit about a lot of things, but not a lot about any thing.
dadoctah over 3 years ago
On the assumption that SKILL is an acronym, I looked it up and found two matches:
Scientific Knowledge for Indian Learning and Leadership
Smith-Kettlewell Institute Low Luminance (which is described as a vision test)
I don’t have anything more to respond to either of those than Pig did.
Gent over 3 years ago
Well, at least I am a skilled picanic basket stea.. er.. dealer.
Doug K over 3 years ago
He’s learned to “Just say ‘No.’”.
jel354 over 3 years ago
Pig can always resume yesterday’s form and go back to bed.
Breadboard over 3 years ago
Pig’s Skill is the ability to eat Debbie Downer Pills …… Croc Power !
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
Pig could run for office, but it would make him a cliche.
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Pig is skilling it.
cracker65 over 3 years ago
Forget it Pig. There’s already enough of the swine there. There’s even a turtle.
Kveldulf over 3 years ago
Could be worse; they could have asked Pig for his IQ.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
No. We all got something. Pig is off to a very good start though, as he is an honest man…..
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Is the a section for procrastination? Whining?
KevDoneIt over 3 years ago
Politicians are like farmers. They know how to milk the system. How else could they become multi-millionaires. And their friends and families too.
Guacomole monster dog man yee over 3 years ago
shrek costume
KEA over 3 years ago
I used to fill in M/F with yes.
LaughterIsJoyMuliplied over 3 years ago
“A man got to know his limitations.”
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Well the dumb swine can wiggle his ears, something I could never do.
Ice Tiger over 3 years ago
Now it’s a sad resume.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Salary Requirements. True/False?
vjorgensen54 over 3 years ago
he’s probably over qualified
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago
Isn’t making tea a skill?
BasilBruce over 3 years ago
ADDRESS: Actually, I usually wear nothing, except a tie when I go to a restaurant.
Kind&Kinder over 3 years ago
“I’m a pig, and I oink English”
The Orange Mailman over 3 years ago
Skills: Mad
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Pig’s skill is Unflinching Honesty….
StarBeak over 3 years ago
Skills: What I intend to get upon being accepted
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 3 years ago
More than you would think.