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Next you know heāll want payment for these āgemsā he is about to drop and how does anyone know that what he has to offer isnāt a lot of embellishment to a scant shred of real witness info.
Even in a best case there will be a fine(s), drunk driving class, a breathalyzer hooked up to his car, weekly check ins and it may come with a work release jail time if he is a āfrequent flyerā.
I bet he has past experience with driving under the influence and is afraid of getting the book thrown, so is trying his best to leverage away all the consequences or to have it down to barely significant.
User Blaine Stankell canāt offer the cops much that they donāt already know, unless he has more to offer than weāve been led to believe: āDollar Billā Dolan has already been identified; the most Blaine can do (so far as we know) is tie him to the park. That might be helpful in eventually leading back to Pouch, but that remains to be seen. I donāt think Blaine can ābuyā much Positive Influence with so little juiceā¦.
Given that Dollar Bill had been selling coke light (because Cheesecake was putting so much product up her nose) there certainly wasnāt enough in the glove box for an intent to distribute chargeā¦ Actually, if he had it up his nose and that was why he was speeding itās almost surprising there was any left. If itās first time with the drug possession in many states the penalty for speeding through the red light might be worse than for the small amount of cocaine. But Blaine isnāt being shown as the sharpest knife in the drawer and we are never told what state Tracyville is in to check their actual laws.
3-DAUGHTER: He came in here claiming to be my brother. DT: Wait. That would make himā¦
DAUGHTER: YOUR SON!
4-STANKWELL: Hi Dad! DT: That remains to be seenā¦
5-You donāt look like me so you must take after yo mama who must be double ugly. I donāt āget withā ugly chicks. ERGO, I am NOT the father. Case closed!
Pequod about 4 years ago
No mystery Lee Ebony is on the case and how
A liquid high means DUI. Perp wants to sing right now.
Pouch is mad, feeling heās been had. Insistent ticking clock
Balloon is lost at heavy cost. Pouch plots how best to block
Retribution. Blood solution. Shadow of suspicion
Bill cold and dead. Pouch feeling dread. No sign of contrition.
Tracy and Lee stand in the box. The drunkard wants a deal
Suggested best to volunteer, lest he eat the whole meal.
Tiger struggles to be free. His fate up in the air
Works the rope. Soon feels small hope within the cold dank lair.
Neil Wick about 4 years ago
Good morningā¢, interrogators!
Blaine Stankelli was Dollar Billās last customer before Bill got his neck snapped (December 16). https://www.gocomics.com/dicktracy/2020/12/16
A DRE is a ādrug recognition expert.ā That should have had a footnote.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray about 4 years ago
Good morningā¢, cocky bargainers !
Next you know heāll want payment for these āgemsā he is about to drop and how does anyone know that what he has to offer isnāt a lot of embellishment to a scant shred of real witness info.
Even in a best case there will be a fine(s), drunk driving class, a breathalyzer hooked up to his car, weekly check ins and it may come with a work release jail time if he is a āfrequent flyerā.
I bet he has past experience with driving under the influence and is afraid of getting the book thrown, so is trying his best to leverage away all the consequences or to have it down to barely significant.
avenger09 about 4 years ago
Who would have guessed
Today is like the rest
As a pitcher issues a walk
The players start to talk
But Tracyvilleās on the edge
It leaves you on the ledge
They gab and gab all day
They know no other way
avenger09 about 4 years ago
Why is the cop in the first panel wearing a fur coat indoors????
jonahhex1 about 4 years ago
If Joe and Mike are looking for ideas ā have Lizz and Lee be the primary detectives on a case.
Straker UFO about 4 years ago
Next panel: (Tracy) āAny lack of cooperation may result in your being beaten with a nightstick. That could hurt.ā
DirkTheDaring Premium Member about 4 years ago
Is it me or does Tracy look different, especially second to last panel.
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
User Blaine Stankell canāt offer the cops much that they donāt already know, unless he has more to offer than weāve been led to believe: āDollar Billā Dolan has already been identified; the most Blaine can do (so far as we know) is tie him to the park. That might be helpful in eventually leading back to Pouch, but that remains to be seen. I donāt think Blaine can ābuyā much Positive Influence with so little juiceā¦.
Lawrence.S about 4 years ago
Given that Dollar Bill had been selling coke light (because Cheesecake was putting so much product up her nose) there certainly wasnāt enough in the glove box for an intent to distribute chargeā¦ Actually, if he had it up his nose and that was why he was speeding itās almost surprising there was any left. If itās first time with the drug possession in many states the penalty for speeding through the red light might be worse than for the small amount of cocaine. But Blaine isnāt being shown as the sharpest knife in the drawer and we are never told what state Tracyville is in to check their actual laws.
Ignatz Premium Member about 4 years ago
Thatās a lie. Voluntarily cooperating with police can, indeed, hurt.
āBlaine Stankelliā?
BearAndPartyDucks about 4 years ago
Blaine Stankelli looks a lot like actor DJ Qualls.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 4 years ago
whatās a DRE?
tcayer about 4 years ago
Det. Tracy is straight up telling this guy he will beat his a$$ if he doesnāt tell him!
orbenjawell Premium Member about 4 years ago
ā¦.and voluntary non-cooperation might hurt, eh?ā¦ā¦ā¦..
Another Take about 4 years ago
Tracy looks sharp today. Like a TV newscaster.
Another Take about 4 years ago
1-DAUGHTER: See that guy, Dad?
2-DT: Yeah.
3-DAUGHTER: He came in here claiming to be my brother. DT: Wait. That would make himā¦
DAUGHTER: YOUR SON!
4-STANKWELL: Hi Dad! DT: That remains to be seenā¦
5-You donāt look like me so you must take after yo mama who must be double ugly. I donāt āget withā ugly chicks. ERGO, I am NOT the father. Case closed!
DAUGHTER: Well done, Daddy! DT: Yo mama was fine.
IvanB.Cohen about 4 years ago
Now to see if Blaine Stankelli will take Tracy up on his offer or lawyer up.
JDBella about 4 years ago
Just call him āāStank.āā
BreathlessMahoney77 about 4 years ago
Whereās Monty Hall when you need him?