Next you know he’ll want payment for these “gems” he is about to drop and how does anyone know that what he has to offer isn’t a lot of embellishment to a scant shred of real witness info.
Even in a best case there will be a fine(s), drunk driving class, a breathalyzer hooked up to his car, weekly check ins and it may come with a work release jail time if he is a “frequent flyer”.
I bet he has past experience with driving under the influence and is afraid of getting the book thrown, so is trying his best to leverage away all the consequences or to have it down to barely significant.
User Blaine Stankell can’t offer the cops much that they don’t already know, unless he has more to offer than we’ve been led to believe: “Dollar Bill” Dolan has already been identified; the most Blaine can do (so far as we know) is tie him to the park. That might be helpful in eventually leading back to Pouch, but that remains to be seen. I don’t think Blaine can “buy” much Positive Influence with so little juice….
Given that Dollar Bill had been selling coke light (because Cheesecake was putting so much product up her nose) there certainly wasn’t enough in the glove box for an intent to distribute charge… Actually, if he had it up his nose and that was why he was speeding it’s almost surprising there was any left. If it’s first time with the drug possession in many states the penalty for speeding through the red light might be worse than for the small amount of cocaine. But Blaine isn’t being shown as the sharpest knife in the drawer and we are never told what state Tracyville is in to check their actual laws.
3-DAUGHTER: He came in here claiming to be my brother. DT: Wait. That would make him…
DAUGHTER: YOUR SON!
4-STANKWELL: Hi Dad! DT: That remains to be seen…
5-You don’t look like me so you must take after yo mama who must be double ugly. I don’t “get with” ugly chicks. ERGO, I am NOT the father. Case closed!
Pequod almost 4 years ago
No mystery Lee Ebony is on the case and how
A liquid high means DUI. Perp wants to sing right now.
Pouch is mad, feeling he’s been had. Insistent ticking clock
Balloon is lost at heavy cost. Pouch plots how best to block
Retribution. Blood solution. Shadow of suspicion
Bill cold and dead. Pouch feeling dread. No sign of contrition.
Tracy and Lee stand in the box. The drunkard wants a deal
Suggested best to volunteer, lest he eat the whole meal.
Tiger struggles to be free. His fate up in the air
Works the rope. Soon feels small hope within the cold dank lair.
Neil Wick almost 4 years ago
Good morning™, interrogators!
Blaine Stankelli was Dollar Bill’s last customer before Bill got his neck snapped (December 16). https://www.gocomics.com/dicktracy/2020/12/16
A DRE is a “drug recognition expert.” That should have had a footnote.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray almost 4 years ago
Good morning™, cocky bargainers !
Next you know he’ll want payment for these “gems” he is about to drop and how does anyone know that what he has to offer isn’t a lot of embellishment to a scant shred of real witness info.
Even in a best case there will be a fine(s), drunk driving class, a breathalyzer hooked up to his car, weekly check ins and it may come with a work release jail time if he is a “frequent flyer”.
I bet he has past experience with driving under the influence and is afraid of getting the book thrown, so is trying his best to leverage away all the consequences or to have it down to barely significant.
avenger09 almost 4 years ago
Who would have guessed
Today is like the rest
As a pitcher issues a walk
The players start to talk
But Tracyville’s on the edge
It leaves you on the ledge
They gab and gab all day
They know no other way
avenger09 almost 4 years ago
Why is the cop in the first panel wearing a fur coat indoors????
jonahhex1 almost 4 years ago
If Joe and Mike are looking for ideas – have Lizz and Lee be the primary detectives on a case.
Straker UFO almost 4 years ago
Next panel: (Tracy) “Any lack of cooperation may result in your being beaten with a nightstick. That could hurt.”
DirkTheDaring Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Is it me or does Tracy look different, especially second to last panel.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
User Blaine Stankell can’t offer the cops much that they don’t already know, unless he has more to offer than we’ve been led to believe: “Dollar Bill” Dolan has already been identified; the most Blaine can do (so far as we know) is tie him to the park. That might be helpful in eventually leading back to Pouch, but that remains to be seen. I don’t think Blaine can “buy” much Positive Influence with so little juice….
Lawrence.S almost 4 years ago
Given that Dollar Bill had been selling coke light (because Cheesecake was putting so much product up her nose) there certainly wasn’t enough in the glove box for an intent to distribute charge… Actually, if he had it up his nose and that was why he was speeding it’s almost surprising there was any left. If it’s first time with the drug possession in many states the penalty for speeding through the red light might be worse than for the small amount of cocaine. But Blaine isn’t being shown as the sharpest knife in the drawer and we are never told what state Tracyville is in to check their actual laws.
Ignatz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
That’s a lie. Voluntarily cooperating with police can, indeed, hurt.
“Blaine Stankelli”?
BearAndPartyDucks almost 4 years ago
Blaine Stankelli looks a lot like actor DJ Qualls.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 4 years ago
what’s a DRE?
tcayer almost 4 years ago
Det. Tracy is straight up telling this guy he will beat his a$$ if he doesn’t tell him!
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 4 years ago
….and voluntary non-cooperation might hurt, eh?………..
Another Take almost 4 years ago
Tracy looks sharp today. Like a TV newscaster.
Another Take almost 4 years ago
1-DAUGHTER: See that guy, Dad?
2-DT: Yeah.
3-DAUGHTER: He came in here claiming to be my brother. DT: Wait. That would make him…
DAUGHTER: YOUR SON!
4-STANKWELL: Hi Dad! DT: That remains to be seen…
5-You don’t look like me so you must take after yo mama who must be double ugly. I don’t “get with” ugly chicks. ERGO, I am NOT the father. Case closed!
DAUGHTER: Well done, Daddy! DT: Yo mama was fine.
IvanB.Cohen almost 4 years ago
Now to see if Blaine Stankelli will take Tracy up on his offer or lawyer up.
JDBella almost 4 years ago
Just call him ‘’Stank.’’
BreathlessMahoney77 almost 4 years ago
Where’s Monty Hall when you need him?