Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 11, 2021

and wine

It won’t. It will still be bad.

Are those Rosetta’s stones they’re sitting on?

Those were the prebook days.

Why? All my wife’s club does is drink…

And they left their clubs back in their caves.

You know this is just an excuse to get together and to get away from the men.

Actually, if they already have wine and gossips, it will become less fun when they also need to have books.

These ladies all go to the same hairdresser. They shouldn’t!

So-called “book clubs” are really about wine, pastries, and dishing the dirt. Forget the books, ladies, they’re irrelevant.

They would go from cave to cave for each chapter. If you went to the last cave by accident it would spoil the ending.

Remember. next week we’ll be discussing the painting in the Moog’s cave.

And we don’t have to carry these stone tablets around.

“Book ’em, Dano!”

If you’re going to book a club, it’s a good idea to do so well in advance.

So, exactly what are they wearing?