When I was a kid (hundreds of years ago) all the spacemen wore these goldfish bowl space helmets, with silver jumpsuits. The girls too, their suits were always tight fitting.
Sometimes I feel like my uniform every day should be a haz-mat suit, noise cancelling headphones and a hard hat. I wonder if they make bulldozers small enough for household use.
If something is going to happen, it’s going to sneak up on him from behind. He will neither hear nor see it. That’s the problem with armor as a solution to life’s problems.
I wish i had that kind of brain and thoughts ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣀⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣤⣄⣠⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣠⣴⣾⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦ ⢠⠾⣋⣭⣄⡀⠄⠄⠈⠙⠻⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠉⠉⠉⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡎⣾⡟⢻⣿⣷⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡼⣡⣾⣿⣿⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡇⢿⣷⣾⣿⠟⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠁⣿⣇⣸⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣦⣭⣭⣄⣤⣤⣤⣴⣶⣿⣧⡘⠻⠛⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⢉⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣦⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢰⡿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠸⡇⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠛⠛⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠈⣆⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣤⣤⣀⣀⡀⠄⠄⠉⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⣿⡀⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠂⠄⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⣿⡇⠄⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⣿⠁⠄⠐⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠄⠄⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⠄⠄⠻⣦⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
You made one for him; you can make one for yourself.
Space_Owl on GoComics over 3 years ago
I definitely need a suit like that
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
make a costume for your husband too, ma’am
codycab over 3 years ago
What Spaceman Spiff really looks like.
LiamG.P over 3 years ago
CALVSTRONAUT.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
Take care of him, mom: other troubles in sight.
Concretionist over 3 years ago
I thought ALL (good) moms had superperson capes. Though I also thought they were invisible, like the rear-facing eyes and the hyper hearing.
Aussie Down Under over 3 years ago
What about Hobbes? Where is he & what protection does he have? It’s an unwritten rule that you must look after family :)
momofalex7 over 3 years ago
We all do.
Imagine over 3 years ago
I wonder if that’s COVID-proof.
admiree2 over 3 years ago
Just your 7 year old’s standard uniform of the “Guardian of the Cookie Jar, Destroyer of the Vegetable Bin”.
Clone Arranger over 3 years ago
I like that she looks interested in panel one. We mostly see Calvin’s parents mad at him, so I dwell on the times we see that they like him.
BigDaveGlass over 3 years ago
Looks like a cross between Spiff and Stupendous man… Spiffendous man?
sallyseckman over 3 years ago
We could all use one of those.
dcdete. over 3 years ago
Now that’s what I call the perfect Covid 19 mask. Did Bill Watterson in 1991 have a foresee the future event?
jagedlo over 3 years ago
Right about now that sounds like a good idea, Calvin!
ForrestOverin over 3 years ago
I’m with you, mom!
Dobby53 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Posted in my office -“In order to be ready when needed, you must also, unfortunately, be ready when not needed.” (Ashleigh Brilliant ).
A Hip loving Canadian... over 3 years ago
With Calvin around, it’s guaranteed that something is going to happen.
'IndyMan' over 3 years ago
NO ! ! ! ! With ‘Calvin’ for a son, you need a ‘haz-mat’ suits inside a bomb disposal suit ! ! ! !
Redd Panda over 3 years ago
When I was a kid (hundreds of years ago) all the spacemen wore these goldfish bowl space helmets, with silver jumpsuits. The girls too, their suits were always tight fitting.
mattro65 over 3 years ago
Sometimes I feel like my uniform every day should be a haz-mat suit, noise cancelling headphones and a hard hat. I wonder if they make bulldozers small enough for household use.
Amra Leo over 3 years ago
sigh Don’t we all…
Cozmik Cowboy over 3 years ago
Calvin will make a fine Boy Scout in a few years…..
Reporter: “Be Prepared for what?”
Lord Baden-Powell: “Why, any old thing!”
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 3 years ago
BRING BACK TRACER BULLSH..er, BULLET!
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
Calvin is disturbingly well-prepared for any eventuality of his own making! :D
ImDaRealAni over 3 years ago
This is when the teacher’s biggest fear “What if” shines.
BiggerNate91 over 3 years ago
We all need a suit like that.
thepinkbaroness over 3 years ago
“Oh, mama, I have got to get me one of these!!” — Flynn Rider
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
If something is going to happen, it’s going to sneak up on him from behind. He will neither hear nor see it. That’s the problem with armor as a solution to life’s problems.
DondiDoo over 3 years ago
Face masks and face shields, we’re all like that now
TysonJason over 3 years ago
I wish i had that kind of brain and thoughts ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣀⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣤⣄⣠⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣠⣴⣾⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦ ⢠⠾⣋⣭⣄⡀⠄⠄⠈⠙⠻⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠉⠉⠉⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡎⣾⡟⢻⣿⣷⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡼⣡⣾⣿⣿⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡇⢿⣷⣾⣿⠟⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠁⣿⣇⣸⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣦⣭⣭⣄⣤⣤⣤⣴⣶⣿⣧⡘⠻⠛⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⢉⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣦⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢰⡿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠸⡇⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠛⠛⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠈⣆⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣤⣤⣀⣀⡀⠄⠄⠉⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⣿⡀⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠂⠄⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⣿⡇⠄⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⣿⠁⠄⠐⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠄⠄⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⠄⠄⠻⣦⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋
ron over 3 years ago
Ready? Ready for when the ice cream truck comes by and he can’t get the visor open to enjoy some?
57BelAir over 3 years ago
It’s amazing how many cool things Calvin has, despite his troublemaking nature.
InuYugiHakusho over 3 years ago
Don’t we all?
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
Yet Spiff never bothers with a helmet.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago
Enjoy that coffee while you can mom. It may be your last peaceful moment of the day
CollettePritchard-Geddie over 3 years ago
Lol if u read garfield its a Monday suit
1030535 over 3 years ago
Let’s be honest though, we don’t know if she made it
Red33410 over 3 years ago
“Any chance you have one of those for me?”
Minecraft Pro (simp detective. over 3 years ago
April 24, 2017
PuppyPapa over 3 years ago
Don’t we all . . .