Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 12, 2021

Calvin, ask your Dad to get a patent for it.

He’s this smart yet he says 2+2=5 on his math quizzes.

way to go, Ronald

This is my first time noticing Calvin using the word “simp” in this strip. I used to think it was modern internet slang.

“You test it on yourself?!”

Calvin : 1 – Ronald : 0

He never saw that coming.

Nice one, Ronald.

Touche?!?

That’s kind of a bad thing to invent. World’s ALREADY in a cretinaceous age.

It’s a wonder that Calvin doesn’t get beat up more often at recess!

So did Roland transform into Mo? It would be like Calvin to create his own bully….

The Cretinizer has been weaponized into chemtrails and 5G signals.

This is one of the only times I can remember where students other than Suzie and Moe showed up at Calvin’s school.

LOL

Proof!!!

That explains a whole lot of things.

Sorry, Ronald…you set yourself up for that one!

Born politician !

Well, son of a gun. That could explain a lot. He must have adapted it for crowd control.

was the word “simp” in 1991? I thought this word was new.

Been too long ago for my kids on Big K, do not know if they participated. Calvin imagination.

It was called television, or in today’s terms, social media.

He hit Ronald hard

I think now, Calvin could be in greater trouble for this kind of a stunt. Correct me if I’m wrong.

I love this kid!

Simp says “Hey”.

Ya have to admit, Ronald stepped right into that one…

Next panel… Calvin’s Mom’s phone rings.

At least he was smart enough not to ask the teacher to be a volunteer.

Calvin shot himself in the foot.

Calvin’s antisocial behavior on display again.

Calvin’s two finger separation is actually his opinion of Ronald.

If he really wanted a dramatic demonstration, he would have used it on Mo.

got your shot

Calvin and Ronald in the playground after school!

I suppose the invisibility helps avoid confiscation, but how do you ensure you never misplace it? Invisible straps?

The comic strip actually ended 1995 I’m pretty sure, also there’s 4 books that you can buy called The Complete Calvin and Hobbes, they have all the strips ever created.

You must be very young.

Cal may not have the best book smarts, but he sure has a lotta street smarts. The difference between Intelligent and Clever.

I see another trip to the principal’s office in Calvin’s future.

Heh. “simp”

Calvin is not only a genius but a psychologist at this age. Incredible!

Been using it a lot on Republican politicians, have we?!?

This goes to show that Calvin exists as a 6-year-old in this world.

its so SIMPle

Down goes Ronald