Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 09, 2021

Another Co-Co Puff in the eye? Cue clown car?

P2 What happened to all of the fans?

“And it’s Paradise Lost for Milford as Milton misses her half court attempt at a three-pointer as the buzzer sounds!”

Eyes on the Prize? I didn’t think the players were eligible for Vic’s hot dog giveaway.

In all reality , Better not be callin me a Booty Pirate , your cabbose aìnt no prize , B*TCH as Corina pulls down Tessi’s shorts at midcourt. For once VD is speechless .

P 2.5: “..Corina Karena?….that explains a lot too…”

Why are Mimi’s gals wearing road uniforms for a home game? Vic is now The Voice of Mudlarks. Which means he rides shotgun in Dougie’s GTO.

Eyes on the prize? Playdowns?

Hey, VD! Nice sarcasm. CK told us Tessi doesn’t play D. Attsa mean she no Contessa Shot

Make sure you get a defensive stop Co-Co-rina and lob it half court where Contessa is waiting to add another two.

Even by Gil Thorpe standards . P3 makes no sense. What is she pointing to? At least in P2 we know the Mopman is on the top of his game

“… eyes on the prize… thunder thighs…”

P4: “… three schools in four years?… that explains a lot too…”

P1, Vic attempts to score.

P2, Vic’s house bursts into flames in 3. . . 2. . . 1. . .

P3, Tomorrow Vic really gets on CK’s bad side when after she scores he shouts out P-u-u-u-rina!

Vic, the only person I’ve ever seen whose pinkie is his longest finger.

Wow—word of CK’s awesome brownies has spread far and wide!

Um, no, CK, that doesn’t explain anything.

Fistpump Man is really into this game, pumping in P1, then double pumping in P3. But guy sitting in front of him is not happy, I think he’s flipping him off.

And speaking of flipping, you should be flipping over to today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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