I’m guessing Titanoboa, (Titanoboa cerrejonensis), extinct snake that lived during the Paleocene Epoch (66 million to 56 million years ago), considered to be the largest known member of the suborder Serpentes. Titanoboa is known from several fossils that have been dated to 58 million to 60 million years ago.
It’s entirely possible to over feed a snake. When that happens, the skin on their bellies splits open. It commonly happens with new owners who think that they can make them grow faster.
Not only are you a flightless bird, you are also a witless bird to ask a stupid question like that. Does the saying, “always room for one more”, mean anything to you.
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Do the words “You’re _Next!”_ mean anything to You?
Wilde Bill almost 4 years ago
“Jane? Is that you in there?”
Enter.Name.Here almost 4 years ago
“No, but right now fresh chicken does. Come closer.”
B UTTONS almost 4 years ago
I’m not sure. Would you like to measure my eyes, then measure the inside of my belly?
momofalex7 almost 4 years ago
It looks like a vegetarian to me.
Imagine almost 4 years ago
Come back here so that I can swallow you, too.
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 4 years ago
He’s green; let’s eat him.
flashdrive1988 almost 4 years ago
I can’t hear you … come closer.
Gent almost 4 years ago
I’m just intrigued that whether that’s some sort of a green dinosaur or a big green snake who ate one.
cracker65 almost 4 years ago
The bird better be happy it’s already full.
The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Not anymore!
sandpiper almost 4 years ago
answer – probably not
BigDaveGlass almost 4 years ago
I’m guessing Titanoboa, (Titanoboa cerrejonensis), extinct snake that lived during the Paleocene Epoch (66 million to 56 million years ago), considered to be the largest known member of the suborder Serpentes. Titanoboa is known from several fossils that have been dated to 58 million to 60 million years ago.
Nyckname almost 4 years ago
It’s entirely possible to over feed a snake. When that happens, the skin on their bellies splits open. It commonly happens with new owners who think that they can make them grow faster.
Purple People Eater almost 4 years ago
His eyes look considerably smaller than his belly to me.
mourdac Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Not to many reptiles, especially those which can unhinge their jaws to swallow prey.
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Someone has lost the battle of the bulge.
Bill The Nuke almost 4 years ago
Does the phrase “I’ve left room for dessert!” mean anything to you?
tcayer almost 4 years ago
No. Obviously not.
joefearsnothing almost 4 years ago
Ain’ nothing bigger than that belly! ;o]
ChessPirate almost 4 years ago
[SNARF!]
“No…”
poppacapsmokeblower almost 4 years ago
With some snakes it’s not their eyes that determine what is too big to eat, but how much they can unhinge their jaw.
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
No…..
Buckeye67 almost 4 years ago
Not only are you a flightless bird, you are also a witless bird to ask a stupid question like that. Does the saying, “always room for one more”, mean anything to you.
paranormal almost 4 years ago
No, the belly stretches and there’s room for an Apteryx!!!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Actually, no.
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
Disjointing jaws must be mighty handy.
bobw2012 almost 4 years ago
Don’t care about large snakes. Just so long as there are no large spiders.
JesseLouisMartinez almost 4 years ago
My belly would be bigger if I swallowed you
spaced man spliff almost 4 years ago
Oy, is that a Pippik !!
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
At first I thought it was a brontosaurus with his legs tucked underneath taking a nap – I wonder if there were snakes in the prehistoric age?
Longbow1964 almost 4 years ago
Maybe it’s a tumor?