B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 13, 2021

Do the words “You’re _Next!”_ mean anything to You?

“Jane? Is that you in there?”

“No, but right now fresh chicken does. Come closer.”

I’m not sure. Would you like to measure my eyes, then measure the inside of my belly?

It looks like a vegetarian to me.

Come back here so that I can swallow you, too.

He’s green; let’s eat him.

I can’t hear you … come closer.

I’m just intrigued that whether that’s some sort of a green dinosaur or a big green snake who ate one.

The bird better be happy it’s already full.

Not anymore!

answer – probably not

I’m guessing Titanoboa, (Titanoboa cerrejonensis), extinct snake that lived during the Paleocene Epoch (66 million to 56 million years ago), considered to be the largest known member of the suborder Serpentes. Titanoboa is known from several fossils that have been dated to 58 million to 60 million years ago.

It’s entirely possible to over feed a snake. When that happens, the skin on their bellies splits open. It commonly happens with new owners who think that they can make them grow faster.

His eyes look considerably smaller than his belly to me.

Not to many reptiles, especially those which can unhinge their jaws to swallow prey.

Someone has lost the battle of the bulge.

Does the phrase “I’ve left room for dessert!” mean anything to you?

No. Obviously not.

Ain’ nothing bigger than that belly! ;o]

[SNARF!]

“No…”

With some snakes it’s not their eyes that determine what is too big to eat, but how much they can unhinge their jaw.

No…..

Not only are you a flightless bird, you are also a witless bird to ask a stupid question like that. Does the saying, “always room for one more”, mean anything to you.

No, the belly stretches and there’s room for an Apteryx!!!

Actually, no.

Disjointing jaws must be mighty handy.

Don’t care about large snakes. Just so long as there are no large spiders.

My belly would be bigger if I swallowed you

Oy, is that a Pippik !!

At first I thought it was a brontosaurus with his legs tucked underneath taking a nap – I wonder if there were snakes in the prehistoric age?

Maybe it’s a tumor?