Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for February 19, 2021

They need “Yackety-Sax” playing over the loudspeaker.

Haven’t heard from him since he stopped doing the morning show on 103.5 The Fox in Denver.

Having second thoughts about the no-frills model, Skeezix is tempted to look at a car with a gizmo or two… WHAT IN THE NAME OF GIMCRACKERY IS GOING ON HERE?, 51 years ago today in the Alley:

https://i.imgur.com/tUchGIo.jpg

This story arc’s beginning to bore me.

If that blonde lady says, “What’s going on” again, I am going to yell at her.

My eyesight got worse over the years, with stronger and stronger glasses. If I removed them, the world nearly disappeared. However, I’m pretty sure I would have noticed people slipping and falling around me.

“It’s a floor wax!” … “It’s a dessert topping!” … :)

Class action lawsuit! They’ll all be rich…..

Have we started a pool yet for the silly place her glasses have been all along? I’ve got bucks that they’re in her purse. Any takers?

cue the dark ambient music with discordant overtones

Uh oh…your slip is showing…