The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 19, 2021

You know, officer, I’m sure you have bigger cases to deal with. I’d be happy to take these miscreants off your hands.

Shaker Heights police on the job.

Wonder if one of those guys in hats is a Kernel in the PD?

I hope he kept his pepper to himself.

Call his attorney Orville Redenbacher and he will be ther in a jiffy…pop!

they arrested him for popping that other guy…

Do you really know whose butter belongs to who?

Of course, they’d probably let you off if you bought a couple of tickets to the popcorn ball…

Talk about a corny pun! :-P

A salt and Buttery, good one!

Being circus popcorn, it was a salt and buttery with deadly in tent.

Judge him if you like. But it was a far, far butter thing he did then than he had ever done.

I sure hope that all that is yellow is butter and that he didn’t beat the P*** out of the poor guy.

An old joke…

He was slugging the guy but there is no evidence.

I was buying popcorn in a movie once and the snack bar clerk asked me if I wanted butter on it. I asked if it was real butter. He replied, “Well, we call it Quaker State…”

These police look just as guilty as those being arrested.

Pop cops?

Take him away, officer Redenbacher…

So corny.

Maybe the cop can be buttered up.

I.m off to the microwave , the power of suggestion, and I sure do miss movie theater junk food.

Come to my place – I’d be glad to offer him amnesty.

That’s one count of cholesterol and accessory to hypertension.

Speaking as a proud resident of the Dairy State, I think we should legalize “buttery” even before pot.

He’s so cute, I could just eat him up.

Your Honor, my client hasn’t been himself since he got turned inside out.

I was just letting off some steam. You did that when you were born.

There’s not a kernel of truth in that accusation.

He really popped him good!