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I’ve been wondering around this morning. Now I wonder about pet parrots and such. I’ve heard that birds poop about every 15 minutes. No idea if that’s accurate or not but if true, I wonder how people with pet birds given the run of the house deal with it.
So a scientist travels to the Amazon jungle, there he finds a parrot who can speak several languages. He has it shipped back to his brother in Tennessee. The brother doesn’t know what to make of it.
Months go by, and the scientist visits his brother. Where’s the parrot I sent you?
Is that what that was, we thought it was some kind of chicken. It was a little tough and stringy, but after we simmered it a while it had a nice flavor.
You ate him? Are you crazy? That parrot was priceless, he could speak Portuguese, Spanish, Latin and Ancient Greek!
Superfrog about 4 years ago
Some of his gestures are a bit of a worry.
juncarlo about 4 years ago
The parrot is trapped in an invisible cage.
Rayzor63 about 4 years ago
It’s in a glass cage of emotion!
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Lol!
pathamil about 4 years ago
Looks like he’s up against a glass ceiling…
PO' DAWG about 4 years ago
Wait, have patience, in a minute he is gonna do “The Sparrow In The Hurricane” mime.
bobbyferrel about 4 years ago
I’ve been wondering around this morning. Now I wonder about pet parrots and such. I’ve heard that birds poop about every 15 minutes. No idea if that’s accurate or not but if true, I wonder how people with pet birds given the run of the house deal with it.
CitizenKing about 4 years ago
So a scientist travels to the Amazon jungle, there he finds a parrot who can speak several languages. He has it shipped back to his brother in Tennessee. The brother doesn’t know what to make of it.
Months go by, and the scientist visits his brother. Where’s the parrot I sent you?
Is that what that was, we thought it was some kind of chicken. It was a little tough and stringy, but after we simmered it a while it had a nice flavor.
You ate him? Are you crazy? That parrot was priceless, he could speak Portuguese, Spanish, Latin and Ancient Greek!
Well he should have said something.
WCraft about 4 years ago
Enjoy it while you can – he’ll soon be mimicking your wife.
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
I would think that’d be a selling point at the pet store. Now if it was owned by an Army drill sergeant.
Impkins Premium Member about 4 years ago
I think she buys her bras at the hardware store. :)
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 4 years ago
In case you ever wondered how a mime with a parrot would work out.