Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 14, 2021

Yes, but are they crunchy?

Nice to get a mild chuckle.

A windshield wiper for a Yugo

- now there’s a fair trade.

and free range…?

In this case, free range would probably lower the price.

Are they Vegan?

They’ve never had meat in them!

And how do you know they are extra virgin?

Organic?

In one of Robert Asprin’s Myth books, the main characters land in a dimension where young women throw themselves at any guy who comes along, so they’ll be safe from the dragons.

Should’ve held this one for April 23…

So much for the day time menu. Can I see the Knight menu?

Are they free range?

Jeffrey Epstein’s restaurant.

We’re all out of knights. Would you settle for a squire meal?

Six on the half shell, please.

“Does that mean that if I’m not satisfied with my maiden, I can trade her in on a fairer one?”