My seventh grade biology teacher wanted to show us just how big the “small” intestine" is. So he brought in a pig’s intestine and made all of us hold it as we wrapped it around the room. At the end of the class, he stood by the door with goop all over his hands offering to shake everyone’s hand as we left class. What a great teacher!
Brings two tangents to mind: When buffets were still everywhere, I was known to be small but hollow. Second: advice to the novice dating crowd, be cautious when kissing. You are attaching yourself to one end of a tube that is half full of ….
Scott, how does your mind work to come up with these things — were you scrolling through various disease states, came across IBS and came up with this ?
danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Looks like somebody spilled their guts.
SHIVA almost 4 years ago
Gross!!
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
Couldn’t he have wooed his bowel in-situ?
whahoppened almost 4 years ago
Best new name I’ve seen for a while!
wiatr almost 4 years ago
Dave just feels empty inside.
Kind&Kinder almost 4 years ago
“By my esophagus he was ravished,
Enthusiastic to a degree,
He said ’twas just enormous,
My appendix vermiformis,
But he never said he loved me
—George Gershwin, “Physician”
Bilan almost 4 years ago
Oliver Somuch? Calling Doctor Love.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I don’t know which of them is sicker.
ronaldspence almost 4 years ago
Dr. Oliver Somuch has a partner in the practice, Dr Oliver Kloseoff. At least he has the guts to confess his love!
PICTO almost 4 years ago
Be kind to your colon and your colon will be kind to you.
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
that’s a relationship that’s sure to go down the tubes…
parellel3 almost 4 years ago
That is so moving…
iggyman almost 4 years ago
This would be a good one for Valentines day!
iggyman almost 4 years ago
Today’s comic could be a gas!
Doug K almost 4 years ago
This doctor apparently sees the “beauty” on the insides.
GentlemanBill almost 4 years ago
So many inappropriate jokes… So many… SMDH.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“I say, Holmes! What sort of romance could possibly bloom here?”
“Alimentary, my dear Watson. Alimentary.”
J Short almost 4 years ago
The doc was boweled over by his charm.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
A VERY rare condition.
jango almost 4 years ago
The guy’s got guts!
PO' DAWG almost 4 years ago
Love Stinks…J. Geils Band
uniquename almost 4 years ago
My seventh grade biology teacher wanted to show us just how big the “small” intestine" is. So he brought in a pig’s intestine and made all of us hold it as we wrapped it around the room. At the end of the class, he stood by the door with goop all over his hands offering to shake everyone’s hand as we left class. What a great teacher!
Plods with ...™ almost 4 years ago
EEEEEEEeeeeeee!!! It’s soooooo cuuuuuuuute!
cactusbob333 almost 4 years ago
It’s time to get really nervous about your doctor.
95 almost 4 years ago
Brings two tangents to mind: When buffets were still everywhere, I was known to be small but hollow. Second: advice to the novice dating crowd, be cautious when kissing. You are attaching yourself to one end of a tube that is half full of ….
Potamus almost 4 years ago
Coming in at #2…
—Top Ten Gay Bar Pick Up Lines
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 4 years ago
But Weird Al really loves his pancreas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqDBB0no6dQ
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
Looks like it needs some flatulence.
Lablubber almost 4 years ago
Going with his gut feelings.
Stephen Gilberg almost 4 years ago
Interestin’ intestine.
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
It’s going to take a while for me to digest this one.
chief tommy almost 4 years ago
Scott, how does your mind work to come up with these things — were you scrolling through various disease states, came across IBS and came up with this ?
Buoy almost 4 years ago
I’d say put a ring on it, buddy, but maybe we don’t want to go there.
6turtle9 almost 4 years ago
I shudder to think who’ll cater the wedding.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Oy vey…
q94040 almost 4 years ago
“Oliver Somuch M.D.” I got that one :)
chromosome Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I was going to write a funny comment, but then I had a vowel movement.
Eagle Keeper 77 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
top 5 of the dumbest comics I have read.