The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 23, 2021

Looks like somebody spilled their guts.

Gross!!

Couldn’t he have wooed his bowel in-situ?

Best new name I’ve seen for a while!

Dave just feels empty inside.

“By my esophagus he was ravished,

Enthusiastic to a degree,

He said ’twas just enormous,

My appendix vermiformis,

But he never said he loved me

—George Gershwin, “Physician”

Oliver Somuch? Calling Doctor Love.

I don’t know which of them is sicker.

Dr. Oliver Somuch has a partner in the practice, Dr Oliver Kloseoff. At least he has the guts to confess his love!

Be kind to your colon and your colon will be kind to you.

that’s a relationship that’s sure to go down the tubes…

That is so moving…

This would be a good one for Valentines day!

Today’s comic could be a gas!

This doctor apparently sees the “beauty” on the insides.

So many inappropriate jokes… So many… SMDH.

“I say, Holmes! What sort of romance could possibly bloom here?”

“Alimentary, my dear Watson. Alimentary.”

The doc was boweled over by his charm.

A VERY rare condition.

The guy’s got guts!

Love Stinks…J. Geils Band

My seventh grade biology teacher wanted to show us just how big the “small” intestine" is. So he brought in a pig’s intestine and made all of us hold it as we wrapped it around the room. At the end of the class, he stood by the door with goop all over his hands offering to shake everyone’s hand as we left class. What a great teacher!

EEEEEEEeeeeeee!!! It’s soooooo cuuuuuuuute!

It’s time to get really nervous about your doctor.

Brings two tangents to mind: When buffets were still everywhere, I was known to be small but hollow. Second: advice to the novice dating crowd, be cautious when kissing. You are attaching yourself to one end of a tube that is half full of ….

Coming in at #2…

—Top Ten Gay Bar Pick Up Lines

But Weird Al really loves his pancreas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqDBB0no6dQ

Looks like it needs some flatulence.

Going with his gut feelings.

Interestin’ intestine.

It’s going to take a while for me to digest this one.

Scott, how does your mind work to come up with these things — were you scrolling through various disease states, came across IBS and came up with this ?

I’d say put a ring on it, buddy, but maybe we don’t want to go there.

I shudder to think who’ll cater the wedding.

Oy vey…

“Oliver Somuch M.D.” I got that one :)

I was going to write a funny comment, but then I had a vowel movement.

top 5 of the dumbest comics I have read.