The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 27, 2021

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Fortune is blind, bad luck sees very well.

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    rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s too late to choose a different family, Wilberforce.

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    The Flash can’t keep up.

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    Tell Marty, “Yeah, that’s what your mom said.”

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    LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It would appear that Gladys is part of the problem and not a part of the solution!!

    /SMIRK/

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Run, sprint, what’s the difference?

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    GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Mortimer Brewster would say it practically gallops.

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    cracker65  over 3 years ago

    Run kid. Far away.

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    zzeek  over 3 years ago

    Think of it as a family tradition. Learn to live with it Wilberforce.

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    Chris  over 3 years ago

    Are you sure it doesn’t take of like a rocket?

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Luckily, you can pick your family. To bits.

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    kathleenhicks62  over 3 years ago

    Lots of people feel that way about their family.

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    Jeff0811  over 3 years ago

    I think I would rather have a sprint run in the family than have it jog at a leisurely pace. To me, who is ill qualified to speak on the subject I might add, a sprint is over pretty quickly, then back to life as normal for a while. A jog on the other hand, that’s what they save for marathons.

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    preacherman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I wonder if Wil would’ve known about any misfortune had Marty not mentioned it. My young life could’ve been one of misfortune. Living off my mother’s low pay as a teacher, back when their pay was just a little higher than garbage collector, we learned to get by. I looked forward to a plate of salmon and grits for dinner. When I needed shorts, we’d cut off some old pants. But, I didn’t seem to think there was anything amiss with our lifestyle. All was as it should be. It was only after we got a TV that we realized that other’s lives were better in the material sense. I guess I learned the joys of being satisfied with what I had. It was enough.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Friends can be hurtful, Wiberforce!

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    I definitely agree with Gladys on that one. (A shocker) They EARNED that family crest and are carrying on its tradition……

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    If you are a Thornapple you just have to learn to look on the bright side of life.

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    bigplayray  over 3 years ago

    You can be the change Wilberforce! What the heck does Marty Markham know?!?!

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    Wilberforce, did you happen to catch the name of the comic?

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    Walter Parmantie Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The Born Ultra Loser?

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    Nancy Simpson  over 3 years ago

    They have a spouse who cares about them and a kid who loves them. Sounds lucky to me.

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    mfrasca  over 3 years ago

    Charge!!!!

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    rhpii  over 3 years ago

    You have a roof over your head, food on the table and both parents. Your friend missed the type of fortune you have.

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    JesseLouisMartinez  over 3 years ago

    If their misfortune ran in a marathon it would win

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