I think I would rather have a sprint run in the family than have it jog at a leisurely pace. To me, who is ill qualified to speak on the subject I might add, a sprint is over pretty quickly, then back to life as normal for a while. A jog on the other hand, that’s what they save for marathons.
I wonder if Wil would’ve known about any misfortune had Marty not mentioned it. My young life could’ve been one of misfortune. Living off my mother’s low pay as a teacher, back when their pay was just a little higher than garbage collector, we learned to get by. I looked forward to a plate of salmon and grits for dinner. When I needed shorts, we’d cut off some old pants. But, I didn’t seem to think there was anything amiss with our lifestyle. All was as it should be. It was only after we got a TV that we realized that other’s lives were better in the material sense. I guess I learned the joys of being satisfied with what I had. It was enough.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Fortune is blind, bad luck sees very well.
rekam Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It’s too late to choose a different family, Wilberforce.
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
The Flash can’t keep up.
Wilde Bill almost 4 years ago
Tell Marty, “Yeah, that’s what your mom said.”
LookingGlass Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It would appear that Gladys is part of the problem and not a part of the solution!!
/SMIRK/
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Run, sprint, what’s the difference?
GROG Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Mortimer Brewster would say it practically gallops.
cracker65 almost 4 years ago
Run kid. Far away.
zzeek almost 4 years ago
Think of it as a family tradition. Learn to live with it Wilberforce.
Chris almost 4 years ago
Are you sure it doesn’t take of like a rocket?
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Luckily, you can pick your family. To bits.
kathleenhicks62 almost 4 years ago
Lots of people feel that way about their family.
Jeff0811 almost 4 years ago
I think I would rather have a sprint run in the family than have it jog at a leisurely pace. To me, who is ill qualified to speak on the subject I might add, a sprint is over pretty quickly, then back to life as normal for a while. A jog on the other hand, that’s what they save for marathons.
preacherman Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I wonder if Wil would’ve known about any misfortune had Marty not mentioned it. My young life could’ve been one of misfortune. Living off my mother’s low pay as a teacher, back when their pay was just a little higher than garbage collector, we learned to get by. I looked forward to a plate of salmon and grits for dinner. When I needed shorts, we’d cut off some old pants. But, I didn’t seem to think there was anything amiss with our lifestyle. All was as it should be. It was only after we got a TV that we realized that other’s lives were better in the material sense. I guess I learned the joys of being satisfied with what I had. It was enough.
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Friends can be hurtful, Wiberforce!
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
I definitely agree with Gladys on that one. (A shocker) They EARNED that family crest and are carrying on its tradition……
Buckeye67 almost 4 years ago
If you are a Thornapple you just have to learn to look on the bright side of life.
bigplayray almost 4 years ago
You can be the change Wilberforce! What the heck does Marty Markham know?!?!
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
Wilberforce, did you happen to catch the name of the comic?
Walter Parmantie Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The Born Ultra Loser?
Nancy Simpson almost 4 years ago
They have a spouse who cares about them and a kid who loves them. Sounds lucky to me.
mfrasca almost 4 years ago
Charge!!!!
rhpii almost 4 years ago
You have a roof over your head, food on the table and both parents. Your friend missed the type of fortune you have.
JesseLouisMartinez almost 4 years ago
If their misfortune ran in a marathon it would win