Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 26, 2021

(pulls out pistol) “Dance for me, Bob! Who’s got Happy Feet NOW?”

Well, except for Opus, all penguins look alike to me.

“We all look alike” is a male penguin’s most common excuse for infidelity.

I may not know what you look like, but you look like what I know.

Just because I don’t like you doesn’t mean I’m a racist. I hate a lot of different people.

Racial profiling.

Sorry, the red coat is standard issue…

Later, the penguin was forced to take sensitivity training.

Everybody needs nametags.

My best manager ever had black hair and light brown skin. I thought she looked kind of exotic, maybe Portuguese? About 6 months later it dawned on me that she was African-American. We clicked, on the same wave-link. Who cares about race?

They sent Bob way out into the hinterland after his failed stint at Microsoft.

I fail to see the humor here…:-)

To him everything is black and white.

And you are?

He has Prosopenguinosia

Thing is, there are far fewer researchers than penguins around there….

I didn’t know there were wild penguins …….. in Texas?

You may address me as Emperor Penguin.