Pluggers by Rick McKee for March 05, 2021

I’m 51 and I still haven’t gotten a solicitation from AARP. ;D

Somewhat similarly, I’m at times puzzled why I’m getting emails addressed to my late mother. The email address is mine; she never really had an email of her own.

Once you’re under Medicare you will see your mail volume go way up. I feel like a warehouse for storing government paper.

AARP emails that start out “Members new benefits…..” is just a sales ad. I belong for the supplement medical, that and logo tee-shirts that attracts the babes…./s

My Dad got me a membership in AARP to mark my turning 50. That was 17 years ago and I’ve kept my membership up. I’ve thanked him for that more than once.

You really know you’re a plugger when you start getting bills from cremation services.

After returning all their free mailer’s with messages to leave me alone, AARP finally stopped sending me things. I guess it was costing them too much postage for the bricks I glued them to.

And hearing aid promotions.

I got my first AARP mail when I was 45!!!!!! I wrote them a nasty letter, telling them off for snooping into my business & not even getting the info correct. The next time I heard from them, was 6 months before my 65th BD. Guess they actually read my letter…

My husband got his first AARP letter when he was 35. He called and asked if the waiting list was that long.

I just found out that I’m old. I got my SSA. now instead of credit card apps’ I get funereal home ads……..

It’s the ads for long term care facilities and funeral services that bother me. But at least they don’t say my doctor referred me to them.

So very true!

I hope to make it to Medicare before my employee lays me off…just like they have 53,250 people since 2017

I has getting stuff from them both since I turned 50 and that was 70+ years ago. Didn’t join AARP until I was 65 and on Medicare B until I retired at 68.

We’ve gone from AARP flyers to walk in bath tubs and yesterday it was a stair chair. Lol we are both in our early 60’s but not wanting to do any of those to our house. It would make selling it harder.

My dog gets mail from AARP.

When I need a chair to go upstairs, Ill know it’s time to move on.

You really know you are when you get mail from the Neptune Society

What really baffles me is that I keep getting flyers in the regular mail for pediatric dental services! They’re about 55 years late for me to be interested in that, lol!