Pickles by Brian Crane for March 10, 2021

Muffin thinks Opal’s just needling her.

There, I got it out of the way. You may proceed with your commenting.

What Muffin said sounds like something Garfield would say. Maybe even Bucky of Get Fuzzy.

Our cat Oscar is a Bombay. He can drive me crazy when he lies on my laptop’s keyboard. But usually he lies on the mouse. I swear when he looks me in the eye he is saying, “You on that computer again? You better pay attention to me!”

Our cat is willing to cooperate if it involves no effort, no touching of the feet, and no removal from the soft spot that has been warmed by body heat.

Gotta be a male cat…

Our cat if I am working on a project or reading something she will plop in the middle of it and purr!

Gandhi called that “passive resistance”.

I’m willing to cooperate as long as it doesn’t involve my time, money, or personal inconvenience.

Muffin: “Your knitting is like Memory Foam to me.”

funny how none of our cats ever did that. Altho a few tried jumping on the kitchen counters, until they got spritzed in the face with water a couple of times.

Said every cat everywhere.

We’ll always drama! Was up most of the night, had a covid shot appt…went to leave and car was dead! Called my daughter, and she got me there in time! Then my Cat, Tigger, chewed the cover on my dining room table…=~{ …..never did that before!

I am not a cat man!

Cats in chairs move quickly when they see a butt heading in their direction with no sign of stopping.

No Opal! Not the microwave again.

I find it impossible to believe she was able to move the cat without it being stuck into the knitting.

He doesn’t cooperate cause he hangs out with Earl

My cats seem to be attracted to people who don’t like or are allergic to cats. OK, I don’t like cats much either.

Why are you leaving your knitting all over the place?

You cannot demand more from the cat.

When I am in the middle of a project my dog likes to immerse herself between me and what I am doing as that is her way of “helping.”

This has happened to me more than once. I’ll get up in hurry and put my knitting on the chair and when I get back, there’s the cat right on top of it. So I move her, sit back down and start knitting again and she jumps into my lap on top of my knitting. It’s nice to know that I’m not the only one with this problem.

The spoilt little feline brat there.