Israeli police are searching for a man named Joseph, wanted for looting in the port city of Haifa. He may be hiding out with his mother, who has joined the convent in Barcelona, or his father, a German citizen. He plays the flute and occasionally works as a farmhand.
So, be on the lookout for a Haifa-lootin’, flutin’ Teuton, son of a nun from Barcelona, part-time plowboy Joe.
Concretionist over 3 years ago
My flute’s an alto, so “mid-fluting”
RAGs over 3 years ago
I tried falutin, but I don’t have a very good embouchure.
pschearer Premium Member over 3 years ago
That thar wagon ain’t a-goin’ nowheres, pardner.
pcolli over 3 years ago
Just falutin (whatever that means.).
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 3 years ago
That’s one ’a them there trick questions…they the same one at Google
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
[With a hat tip to Concretionist and RAGs, above.]
And now, let’s give a salute,
To Jed, that big galoot.
When caught in the middle,
Twixt a horn and a fiddle,
He learned to play the falute.
Pickled Pete over 3 years ago
A falutin we will go ♪♩ A falutin we will go
Hi – ho the merry-o, A falutin we will go ♪♩
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
Fired from the first trail drive for using a slide whistle every time the trail boss mounted up.
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
We falute you sir!
TheWildSow over 3 years ago
Israeli police are searching for a man named Joseph, wanted for looting in the port city of Haifa. He may be hiding out with his mother, who has joined the convent in Barcelona, or his father, a German citizen. He plays the flute and occasionally works as a farmhand.
So, be on the lookout for a Haifa-lootin’, flutin’ Teuton, son of a nun from Barcelona, part-time plowboy Joe.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago
Am I the only one who thought of Quick-Draw McGraw, “the highfalutinest, fastest-shootin’est cowboy you ever saw”?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxvERjZ5sTg
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
That’s trail boss Gil Favor and Rowdy Yates waiting for you to finish.
Daeder over 3 years ago
Are you:
A) Rootin’
B) Tootin’
C) Both
D) Neither
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Don’t rightly do much falutin, one way nor t’other.