Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 12, 2021

Screwed by reality ……..again.

Hey, storywirters, when you write one of the most important parts of your story, does your heart beat? Mine does.

WoI: The biggest. Adventure. Ever. – Part 5a (written with Wizard’s perspective)

I suddenly felt a pain in my head. I wasn’t hearing anything, and everyone – the Huns, Blanche, Bung and Rodney – were fading away.When I opened my eyes, I saw nothing, but an empty space. I also saw a woman. I asked: “Wh… Who are you?” “I’m Sarah, the fortuneteller of Id”, the woman answered. “I tried to contact with you, to tell you really important news”.“Okay, what’s going on?” “The Huns hadn’t kidnap lady Gwen”. “WHAT?! That’s impossible!” “But it’s true.” “Then, who did this?!” “The two of the king’s guard did this.” “But… HOW COME it happened?!” “The king told them to do this. He wanted them, to lock her in a tower. Then, he sent Duke to rescue her, becuasehe wanted them to marry each other.”“Then, why he sent US first?!”

Part 5b in replies

There is a type of fermentation in which you freeze the water out and just leave the alcohol. Is that what is going to happen to Bung?

I never knews there was paramedics and snow mobiles in the medieval times.

Bung and his ulterior motives…..

Sorry, paramedics…you’re not quite what he wanted!

Do they still do that? The whole St Bernard and booze thing? I would like to think that all those dogs are gainfully employed doing their duty in the Alps, but I’m not sure they are not all redundant. Sad thought, that.

Bung, sorry but no free booze for you.

Sometimes, I guess that life doesn’t live up to expectations.

Still waiting for a St. Bernard?

I’d hold out, too.

Well, the paramedics may give Bung some of that “good” cough syrup.

Do you know what I think? I think that this is a real, big, epic, banana.