Pluggers by Rick McKee for March 09, 2021

A plugger could make a poncho out of the junk mail he receives daily.;-D

Urgent reply requested. Dated material.

Fire starter.

Bear looks like he losts some weight during hibearnation.

Those big seed catalogs work especially well.

all of those funereal home ads?

fire starter…

“Here’s your AARP card!”“Here’s your AARP card!”“Here’s your AARP card!”“Here’s your AARP card!”“Here’s your AARP card!”…

and stove starter

But it says “important information” right there on the front.

The political ones are already all wet.

Sign up for the Informed Delivery Notification from USPS and don’t go to the mailbox in any bad weather unless it’s important. (haha)

A plugger doesn’t hurry inside with his mail and sort out what to throw away once he’s out of the rain. He might have a birthday card, and he needs to find out immediately!

Especially those huge Medicare part … ads.

And sometimes fuel. Some guy in Chicago supposedly has three over-size mailboxes, and signs up for the maximum junk mail. So, he has free furnace fuel delivered everyday!