Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 07, 2021

We’re going to need a USB – Universe Star Battery.

Depends on what it was reading ten billion years ago.

It’s just a minor glitch in the scheme of things!!

/SNARK/

Now where did we put that charger cable?

Who put Texas in charge of the Universe?

Well, non existence eliminates your blood pressure and cholesterol levels! and any cancer problems, gastro intestinal problems, neighbour problems, financial problems, criminal problems and any other problems just disappear!

I’m glad to see Dr. Mel is OK… I think.

No need (use) worrying. If the theory is correct, the warning isn’t for you. … unless you think you can “wake up” (get the attention) of the the user.

Pray for God’s power (“intervention”)?

Do we plug into that socket with two black holes or the one with three?

Have you tried unplugging the Universe and plugging it back in?

Better throw it in reverse and start backing up

You need the best of both renewable energy sources. That’s right my friends, the solar wind turbine.

Nah, “they” back the universe up on a regular basis, thus creating the multiverse. Restoring from back-up is actually what causes deja-vu.

Odds are Brewster tripped over the cord.

That’s the three-degree Kelvin background radiation.

“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” On top of all the bad press the Universe received, someone forgot to plug in the battery charger. Who is responsible for creating this mess????

Was the Dark Energy Charger purchased with the Universe?

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” Douglas Adams.

Entropy in action.

Yes, Brewster, be worried…be VERY worried…!

I want to see what happens when the power goes to…

Where’s the damn plug.

Not sure how this meme got so popular. Just replaced “God” with “advanced programming simulation”. Since we cannot see either the input nor the output, it’s moot.

Disconnected from the power source. Oof.

Can the Time Lords give us a dose of regeneration energy?