Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 09, 2021

No doubt it will require some sort of ectomy. That’s spelled with a dollar sign.

I’m sure all the best parts end in “S”… but don’t expect me to go there…

“If you come tomorrow, your diagnosis will end with ‘osis’.”

Idiopathic is a useful adjective for all of those -itises

Her Arthr hurts.

butt, doctor.

Bad case of Nameitis.

itis, osis, ectomy, otomy… pick one. Tomorrow’s lesson will be “Who make up the names of drugs?”

Empty wallet – - – -

Anyone seeing a doctor should first study the meaning of the word “iatrogenic.” Anyone going to a hospital should first study the meaning of “nosocomial.”

The Surgeon’s Motto: A chance to cut is a chance to cure.

Your basic choices are drugs or surgery. Or live with it.

“I’ve got problems with both my eyes.”

“You have eye-eye-itis!”

This will end with a bad case of savings accountitis.