Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 11, 2021

Soon to be joined by writers of television closed captions and local news crawler writers.

Bad spellers of the world, untie!

♩get up, stand up, stand up for your writes…

Should’ve said “SINE” instead of “SIGN”. Just sayin’.

SHCOOL ZONE

“Myspellur’s Lifes Mattur to.”

Include the people doing the headlines on our local TV stations.

But they all checked their signs with Auto-Cowreck first

Always liked the Far Side cartoon- dog puts sign on dryer door that says “cat fud”.

Literacy is literally lacking these days!

I h8 sings

Buncha MORANS.

Fayk noos!

They hired the guy who wrote the “Get a brain, Morans” sign…

Thank goodness they weren’t FRIED.

My grandfather was a grate sign painter.

You spelt ‘sign’ correctly. Must’ve been a typo.

This looks like the way my students write.

How did these people find their way to the conference?

They’re voting on a proposal to form a coalition with the League of Fired Poof Readers and the Untied Dyslexics of Armenia.

But they’ll make great texters.

Maybe careers as tattoo artists then.

How could they afford a conference?