Pickles by Brian Crane for March 19, 2021

‘tis a figure of speech the humans say, Roscoe… don’t take it personally

Then why is it called Canned Nibble?

“It’s a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I’m wearing Milkbone underwear.” Norm

Somehow, I don’t think the dogs are to blame.

Real dogs are not the problem, its the “dogs” in our politics, or is it rats, or skunks, or experts???…….

And sometimes it’s just a dog eat hot dog world.

I think Roscoe got repulsed with the idea of dog cannibalism!

We always wondered what was in those cans .

Those are chihuahua bits, Roscoe! M’mm mmmmm!

Poor Roscoe! Don’t choke on it! The news has been depressing for over a year now! Not to mention I closed my business of 31 yrs!

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Roscoe took it literally

Given what i’ve seen dogs eat, i don’t think cannibalism would be overly troubling to them.

Earl’s been listening to Ted Nugent again, I see!

NO, Roscoe. That is not processed dog. It’s processed horse.

Or, as Chester A. Riley would have said, “What a revoltin’ development!”

Soylent Puppy Chow

Anne Murray had it right with her song “A Little Good News”

I prefer to read the news than watch it on tv. I think it’s less stressful.

Roscoe would not have gone very far as a sled dog for Roald Amundsen.

Earl you need to be informed to prepare for changes.

My dog eats food I home prepare for her. It’s vet-approved and I have been doing this for 20 years now. I have had 3 dogs, obviously some overlap, and all have been very healthy and I can cook a 6 quart batch at a time and freeze some of it until needed. I know what is likely in kibble, and it’s only slightly worse than a human living on a diet of the cheapest, least healthy TV dinners full of preservatives and fillers.

Way to go Earl, you just ruined Roscoe’s meal.

NOT real dogs Roscoe.

Soylent Green IS …

My dogs never seemed to mind because I was the dog eater.

That’s an inappropriate, speciesist expression!

Where is Erben today? I’m sure he would love this one!

Earl…I haven’t watch the news on TV since the mid 70s, just for that reason. I just read certain headlines now.