Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 24, 2021

Good for Duke he wasn’t around or he may ended up one of the “unemployed.”

I’m willing to bet a dime that most of that bad luck began just about the time Duke left and someone tipped the Feds to the fix at the Golden Pidgeon.

Duke’s old buds made it to their final destinations.

Mike Doonesbury’s stunt double gets a line in Panel 2.

Somebody once asked famous bank robber Willie Sutton why he robbed banks. “Because that’s where the money is!”

And now we turn our attention to why so many pederasts end up in the Catholic priesthood.

There’s a criminal element in Las Vegas? /s

On the bright side, now it doesn’t matter if he owed them money…

Duke’s so shady, I wonder how he doesn’t get mistaken for a tree!

Turnover… or “turnUNDER”?

Rough neighborhood.

“Turnover”. Love it! Who knew Duke had such a way with words?

Lucky for Duke, none of the “New Hires” had ever met him before.