Once a famous local radio DJ came to our school for career day. He opened the floor for questions, and I thought if I asked him something with a smooth, commanding, radio-like voice, he would immediately offer me a job. He liked the question, answered it and my dreams were shattered. No job offer. That burger flipper is lucky to have a boss that appreciates his talents. Ha ha!
And; we need someone to test the new electronic games which we’re going to offer in our Kid’s meals and need to find someone willing to play them all night for big $$$!
Superfrog over 3 years ago
Flipside story.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Once a famous local radio DJ came to our school for career day. He opened the floor for questions, and I thought if I asked him something with a smooth, commanding, radio-like voice, he would immediately offer me a job. He liked the question, answered it and my dreams were shattered. No job offer. That burger flipper is lucky to have a boss that appreciates his talents. Ha ha!
TStyle78 over 3 years ago
Naw, that’s how it works.
GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago
He also flips a mean flap jack in his dreams.
scote1379 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Insanity is doing the same good job over and over again and expecting a Raise!
Doug K over 3 years ago
Next time: Pickle placement.
Ubintold over 3 years ago
And he gets to be called "Flipper ".
clacou over 3 years ago
Once you have mastered flipping, move on to become politician…
pathamil over 3 years ago
I bet he put his video game high scores on his resume…
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
You will be getting a raise but you are still two dollars short of the minimum wage.
Spacetech over 3 years ago
$15.00 / Hour..
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
Flipping is visible, but not the key for the job. A master of the craft will recognize proper surface char and core temperature before burning.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
No where to go but up.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
Next week: “You’ve been accepted into Hamburger University, their Shanghai location.”
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
And; we need someone to test the new electronic games which we’re going to offer in our Kid’s meals and need to find someone willing to play them all night for big $$$!
Ukko wilko over 3 years ago
Until I’m forced to pay fifteen bucks an hour for your position. Then I’m replacing you with a robot.
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
Yeah, but can he make change? :)
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Just like his dreams of makin’ it big with that liberal arts degree.
mountainclimber over 3 years ago
Ques. What do you say to a recent Ph.D. in 16th century French Literature?
Ans: I’ll have fries with that burger.
cosman over 3 years ago
Thought about when a McDonalds flipper back in the late 50’s-early 60’s, in five years, be district manager, & put 20% down on a nice home..
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
I got distracted for a minute, then had to go back and reread the “title” at the top…then it made sense.