Bozo by Foxo Reardon for March 21, 2022

3 – And now to set up a table… 3 balls for a quarter.

1 Heck of a wake-up service Bozo.

2 Don’t just stand there laughing, save the hat!

3 Bozo buries the competition once again.

Time flies: Since we don’t see him elsewhere, do you suppose that’s umbrella guy who just got clocked?

Splash: What you do figure the big guy displaces? In tons?

Speed artist: Bozo wins. Now get him out of there.

1. When the alarm hits ya, ya has to wakes up!

2. Bozo laughs. Fatso has the last laughs.

3. When Wally got stuck in wall.

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Mondays can be monstrous, but even Mondays is fun days with the ever entertaining ever energetic evergreen entertainer BOZO!

Three cheers, big thumbs up and big applause of course for the marvellous master FoXo’s magnificent masterpiece the most pleasant picturesque pantomime BOZO!

Splish I was taking a bath

₆₋₂₁ Huh, I’ve dreamed of getting a new alarm clock.

₆₋₂₂ Synchronized swimming, it’s not.

₆₋₂₃ Wow, that’s going to through the brick count off!

1. Bozo get a rude awakening.

2. Umbrella Guy, the banker. He is trying to float alone.

3. Doesn’t Bozo usually throw the bricks?

TIME FLIES- Ah the big city, paper thin walls, and houses so close, throw something out the window and it goes in the next building. SPLASH- Cannon Ball and Belly Flops equal Tidal Wave. SPEED ARTIST- A brick + Bozo + A Police Officer = “All and all you-re just another brick inside the wall.” (My Apologies to Pink Floyd)

He hod it coming!

1) Rude awakening. 2) A belly flop that flopped. 3) Heavy duty stocks.

1) Quite alarming

2) Thar she blows!

3) For the love of god…

1) It’s not umbrella weather

2) Umbrellas are on sail

3) Bozo is surrounded by the fuzz

Surprisingly calm sea in that fourth panel. I’d’ve expected sails at all angles.

1) TIME TRAVEL: Angry at the malfunctioning alarm clock Bozo throws it so hard it hits a neighbor in the head!

2) DISPLACEMENT WAVE: Bozo enjoying the water then a rotund man jumps in and tosses Bozo out onto dry land!

3) SPEED BRICKLAYING: Bozo and a fellow colleague have a brick laying race. Bozo wins and the poor fellow is bricked into the wall!

3: Care for some Amontillado?

1. “Quit waking me up!”

2. “Hey, tubby! I wanted to be in the water, not the dock.”

3. “Whoops!”