Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 17, 2021

Next, ask where they stashed the Ark of the Covenant!!

;-P

And the aliens are developing our 52nd flavour.

Bet he’s waiting for the Hendersons to show up.

He’s telling Brewster all this? What could possibly go wrong?

They hide near the men’s size 12+ shoe racks.

There’s just the one?

You wouldn’t believe their shampoo budget!

“Thanks, Darrell. Just leave it on my desk.”

Bigfoot used to be in charge of Ice Cream distribution, but customers keep complaining about hair in the product.

“Hey! These papers smell like feet!”

Joe Biden will end up there soon.

Is agent J or K there as well?

“And yet-i…and yet-i…”

On the upside he doesn’t have to spend all that time hiding in the woods, on the downsides the pay is lousy.

The problem is, his hygiene is abominable.

His job is to retouch all the conspiracy proof photos to be blurry.

Office duty only; he has a combat exemption of 4-F for flat feet.

This is getting to be like the comic book “The Department of Truth” (and that’s a good thing for a comic to be like, in case you’ve never read it).

Bigfoot is why Ice Cream Flavor number 47 is Pine Bark.

Urbanization — not just for humans and small beasts.