Pickles by Brian Crane for April 11, 2021

Better than culled.

{eye roll} Oh, Earl.

Good thing it didn’t say “call the rapist” (therapist)

Ain’t it cute to see him getting so easily jealous after so many time?

Don’t get me started on that Scam Likely fellow

Okay. So it wasn’t Ed. Who was it? Who called? Or who was it that you called?

Earl who did you think the phone’s owner was ?

ahhh husbands lol you gotta love ’em! Reminds me of something similar my own did. I was talking to my new doctor on the phone, a female doctor name of Dr. Ortega, so I missed a call from my husband. As soon as I was done talking to the doc I called him back and immediately apologized saying “sorry, I was talking to Ortega” to which he replied in a very terse voice “who the hell is he?” I had to laugh

Actually, it’s a reminder to schedule an appointment for you, Earl. It says “Call, E.D.”

I hate it when my phone says “Call Wai Ting”. I don’t have an international plan.

Spacing is EVERYTHING. . .in so many ways. . .

Aw, Earl was a teeny bit jealous

My wife is thinking about a new phone, because the third battery is dying and she can’t get a new one that’s actually new. The third battery was manufactured years ago and hasn’t lasted very long.

I saw a message that said, “Penis missing”. Pen is didn’t have a space.

Oy!

Her friend Spam has a lot of potential.

Well, babe, who did YOU call?

She’s supposed to “called” someone?

That Ed is the worst!

Probably a telemarketer trying to sell you a car warranty.

awwwww……he still gets jealous.

Maybe once upon a time she knew Mr. Ed.

Why are you checking her phone, Earl? Do you not trust your wife?

So, apparently if you’re cheating on your spouse, you should do it with a guy named Ed. Or just call him Ed in your phone contacts.

Reminds me of a Honeymooners segment on the Jackie Gleason show in the ‘60s. They were in Rome, and he suspected Alice was having an affair. He told Ed Norton that he just heard her say a man’s name at the end of the call: Harry Vaderchi.

That’s a left-handed sewing machine. The controls are on the wrong side.

I don’t know. I think it just added a bit of spice to their marriage, having a tall dark stranger hanging around.

I get Pickles on Arca Max comics but still get it here just for the comments!