B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 26, 2021

Today’s lesson, class, is the difference between carbohydrates and hydrocarbons.

Ohhhhhhhh!

So THAT’S why Jane HATES snakes! ;)

That snake will be the next one to get “waxed”.

No one can save you now, snake. You have no idea whom you have just punked.

Q: What’s worse than finding a worm in an apple? A: Finding half a worm.

Payback time!

Think that the Biblical story mentions a serpent. We’ve interpreted that as a snake, based on current convention. But given that critters were still in the “being named” stage, could it have been something else?

Well, at least it wasn’t poisoned.

And she always thought she was the bees knees, huh?

that snake sure is bad

That snake is going to wax lyrical over that one, until he gets wacked lyrical that is….

April 1st a couple of days early…

Snake doesn’t get in a shot very often, but I always get a laugh.

So that’s when she decided to give the snake whacks in return?

We, unknowingly eat wax…..it’s in just about every candy bar/pieces we have. Fat Broad should have known better than to take anything from the serpent in the tree.

That snake is about to get tied in a knot.

And now you’ll get horny.

You knew I was a snake …

Well there you go. A snake is a snake, forever.

Well, that may not be the Tree of Knowledge…but she IS smarter already

Snake is about to face the wrath of Jane!

“Whacks on… Whacks on… Whacks on… Whacks on…”

Now whacks will come into play…….

Look at the grin on that serpent, hee!

Hey! Ya know I’ll bet this is the real reason she whacks the snake every time she sees him!! Mystery solved.

Disguised as no snake in the grass.

She’s get all Lizzy Borden on his – er – on him.

“Of course you realize this means war!”

The big lie that subjugated women. It’s just another fairytale.

That no good dirty snake

The only apple from the tree, is always wax

like the grin in #4

just whacks-ing rhapsodic.

Well, they do use a lot of wax on em apples these days. But since B.C. is not these days…

this is actually a profound lesson in reality.

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The “snake” became one as punishment.