Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 25, 2021

“Then we will fight in the shade”.

To tell the king, or not to to tell the king? That is the question — Is it safer to suffer the slings and arrows of an attack from the enemy, or to wake the king from his pleasant sleep?

Should he pleasure in the whips and scorns or just ask for a Corona with lime. Ophelia be all my sins remembered. If not check snap chat.

That is some bowmenship to get arrows to come down on a tower that high up.

LOL!

“It’s not rain… it’s hail!”

Summer Rain…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa9vWVEYojg

Your rain may be coming to an end, Fink.

More like the sound of ore on a hard metal roof

Hail is a bit pointy in those parts.

We could tell him tomorrow or tomorrow…

The Fink is wrong on a few points there.

Clink vs tinkle on the roof….hmmmm

The King will never know. He is locked away, in a fortress, behind guards. With advisors who tell him only rosy lies about the outside world. He only sees media reports, that favor his view of the world. No crisis at the border. The enemy is not at the gates. No let the King sleep.

And not a single one made it through the window!

Arrow today; gone tomorrow (they hope).

What is that tap, tap, tapping at my door? ’Tis the raven crying “Nevermore.”

“Uhh, sire? Turns out the lastest tax hike was so unpopular that Robin Hood started passing out bows . . . "

Not to worry, that fink has already moved away from the palace till the raining arrows stop.

It’s raining arrows

Well, now we know the reason he chose a tin roof over wood or straw!

Delivery just in time, the troops were running out of arrows.

You and me and darts on the roof…..

I woke up to Hail last night.