the ironic thing is, I could use almost anything as my bank password – but the one for my coupon app – 16 digits, at least one capital, one number, one special character. I’m glad no-one can now hack my coupons…c’mon
I tried the uber-complicated password Google suggested once (because they said I could access it on all Google services), but next time I tried to use it, I couldn’t get in… needed to change it again.
How about the word from the opening of James Joyce’s Finegan’s Wake…”bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!)“?
That day is coming!!! Password requirements are all so different you can’t use the same one over and over. That way you have to write it down and there goes the security!!!!!
And two days later, you get a report that there’s been a “data breach” and 65 of your passwords have been “compromised” and need to be changed. (This happened to me last month.)
Those crazy passwords have now been generally acknowledged to have been a mistake, even by the man who invented them. A long password which is an easily remember phrase is now considered safer. Mine is “TheyAreNeverGoingToGuessThisOne”.
The password requirements for our classified terminal were almost as ridiculous. It had to include numbers and special characters, but you couldn’t repeat any thing or use a number and a special character that was the same key. For instance 4 and $. And they expired every 90 days. If you wrote it down to remember it, you had to store it in a classified safe.
wldhrsy2luv over 3 years ago
By the time that you do all that, the bank will be closed.
Leojim over 3 years ago
suv2000 over 3 years ago
Try ABC 123
Farside99 over 3 years ago
That bank is really trying to hang onto your money!
LastRoseofSummer Premium Member over 3 years ago
Plus a snapshot of Bigfoot taken on a Sunday.
Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago
And prove you’re not a robot.
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
I was going to say, two secret questions and a captcha…
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
On mine, I have to aim a stream of neutrinos at moving targets in the correct sequence.
Baarorso over 3 years ago
Yes, the problem with those uber-complicated account passwords is that they not only keep snoops away, they keep you away! :/
stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago
“And a partridge in a pear tree.”
AtariDragon over 3 years ago
Too easy to guess: 0=kabisakwahasiramockingbirdyellowhammeromegasulfate
DadToFivePlus over 3 years ago
And with such specific requirements it would be totally hackable.
Doug K over 3 years ago
Find a different bank.
zerotvus1 over 3 years ago
oh that’s easy….pass
geese28 over 3 years ago
No drop of blood this time?
shelly over 3 years ago
the ironic thing is, I could use almost anything as my bank password – but the one for my coupon app – 16 digits, at least one capital, one number, one special character. I’m glad no-one can now hack my coupons…c’mon
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
To weak. Without 2 factor authentication and at least one Biological input you’re just a piggy bank waiting your turn to be hacked.
Prey over 3 years ago
It also needs you to say your address in Xhosa.
jbduncan over 3 years ago
I have so many passwords I keep them in a locked notebook! If I could just remember that combination….
chromosome Premium Member over 3 years ago
I tried the uber-complicated password Google suggested once (because they said I could access it on all Google services), but next time I tried to use it, I couldn’t get in… needed to change it again.
russef over 3 years ago
O2
epaphus8 over 3 years ago
Soon passwords will be the length of the first paragraph of a novel (I call dibs on “War and Peace”).
That’s another part of culture that kids born these days will never know—passwords of less than twelve characters.
Jim2g over 3 years ago
Bleep going too the wash
jamessob over 3 years ago
And change it every 30 days.
jscarff57 Premium Member over 3 years ago
At least you don’t need Egyptian hieroglyphics…
ScratchyPDX over 3 years ago
“I’ll take a ‘Q’ , another ‘Q’ , a third ‘Q’ and the symbol for Batman.” :)
Mighty Phavahg over 3 years ago
OH…….!
syzygy47 over 3 years ago
How about the word from the opening of James Joyce’s Finegan’s Wake…”bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!)“?
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
Bleeb should be able to help out here.
Dobie Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Dang it! The Swahili and Greek was easy to learn, but it was hard to learn all those danged birds! Now, I’m gonna have to change it to:
A series of light frequencies,
Plus a mix of whale noises,
Plus the “SIMPLEST” answer to Occam’s razor,
And whatever those 11 secret herbs and spices are in KFC chicken!”
paranormal over 3 years ago
That day is coming!!! Password requirements are all so different you can’t use the same one over and over. That way you have to write it down and there goes the security!!!!!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago
And two days later, you get a report that there’s been a “data breach” and 65 of your passwords have been “compromised” and need to be changed. (This happened to me last month.)
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hope they are fairly adept at using wing-dings.
Boise Ed Premium Member over 3 years ago
And that’s just to see the comic strips!
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
Next, we will need to include sounds in the passwords.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Those crazy passwords have now been generally acknowledged to have been a mistake, even by the man who invented them. A long password which is an easily remember phrase is now considered safer. Mine is “TheyAreNeverGoingToGuessThisOne”.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
The password requirements for our classified terminal were almost as ridiculous. It had to include numbers and special characters, but you couldn’t repeat any thing or use a number and a special character that was the same key. For instance 4 and $. And they expired every 90 days. If you wrote it down to remember it, you had to store it in a classified safe.
Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I use a password generator for every site but GoComics (which is : hahahahahahahahahahahahaha)
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Not quite yet but definitely moving in that direction…….
vacman over 3 years ago
And that will rate only medially secure.
D.Johnson over 3 years ago
That sounds more like a google account just so you can adjust settings ….. my bank is not as bad as google.
chireef over 3 years ago
or you can use “password”
kaycstamper over 3 years ago
The chemical suffix should be easy!