Close to Home by John McPherson for March 15, 2021

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    wldhrsy2luv  over 3 years ago

    By the time that you do all that, the bank will be closed.

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago
    All that for $2?
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    suv2000  over 3 years ago

    Try ABC 123

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    Farside99  over 3 years ago

    That bank is really trying to hang onto your money!

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    LastRoseofSummer Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Plus a snapshot of Bigfoot taken on a Sunday.

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    Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And prove you’re not a robot.

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    ronaldspence  over 3 years ago

    I was going to say, two secret questions and a captcha…

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    PoodleGroomer  over 3 years ago

    On mine, I have to aim a stream of neutrinos at moving targets in the correct sequence.

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    Baarorso  over 3 years ago

    Yes, the problem with those uber-complicated account passwords is that they not only keep snoops away, they keep you away! :/

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “And a partridge in a pear tree.”

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    AtariDragon  over 3 years ago

    Too easy to guess: 0=kabisakwahasiramockingbirdyellowhammeromegasulfate

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    DadToFivePlus  over 3 years ago

    And with such specific requirements it would be totally hackable.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    Find a different bank.

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    zerotvus1  over 3 years ago

    oh that’s easy….pass

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    No drop of blood this time?

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    shelly  over 3 years ago

    the ironic thing is, I could use almost anything as my bank password – but the one for my coupon app – 16 digits, at least one capital, one number, one special character. I’m glad no-one can now hack my coupons…c’mon

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    To weak. Without 2 factor authentication and at least one Biological input you’re just a piggy bank waiting your turn to be hacked.

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    Prey  over 3 years ago

    It also needs you to say your address in Xhosa.

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    jbduncan  over 3 years ago

    I have so many passwords I keep them in a locked notebook! If I could just remember that combination….

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    chromosome Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I tried the uber-complicated password Google suggested once (because they said I could access it on all Google services), but next time I tried to use it, I couldn’t get in… needed to change it again.

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    russef  over 3 years ago

    O2

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    epaphus8  over 3 years ago

    Soon passwords will be the length of the first paragraph of a novel (I call dibs on “War and Peace”).

    That’s another part of culture that kids born these days will never know—passwords of less than twelve characters.

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    Jim2g  over 3 years ago

    Bleep going too the wash

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    jamessob  over 3 years ago

    And change it every 30 days.

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    jscarff57 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    At least you don’t need Egyptian hieroglyphics…

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    ScratchyPDX  over 3 years ago

    “I’ll take a ‘Q’ , another ‘Q’ , a third ‘Q’ and the symbol for Batman.” :)

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    Mighty Phavahg  over 3 years ago

    OH…….!

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    syzygy47  over 3 years ago

    How about the word from the opening of James Joyce’s Finegan’s Wake…”bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!)“?

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    Bleeb should be able to help out here.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Dang it! The Swahili and Greek was easy to learn, but it was hard to learn all those danged birds! Now, I’m gonna have to change it to:

    A series of light frequencies,

    Plus a mix of whale noises,

    Plus the “SIMPLEST” answer to Occam’s razor,

    And whatever those 11 secret herbs and spices are in KFC chicken!”

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    That day is coming!!! Password requirements are all so different you can’t use the same one over and over. That way you have to write it down and there goes the security!!!!!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And two days later, you get a report that there’s been a “data breach” and 65 of your passwords have been “compromised” and need to be changed. (This happened to me last month.)

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Hope they are fairly adept at using wing-dings.

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    Boise Ed Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And that’s just to see the comic strips!

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    Next, we will need to include sounds in the passwords.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    Those crazy passwords have now been generally acknowledged to have been a mistake, even by the man who invented them. A long password which is an easily remember phrase is now considered safer. Mine is “TheyAreNeverGoingToGuessThisOne”.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    The password requirements for our classified terminal were almost as ridiculous. It had to include numbers and special characters, but you couldn’t repeat any thing or use a number and a special character that was the same key. For instance 4 and $. And they expired every 90 days. If you wrote it down to remember it, you had to store it in a classified safe.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I use a password generator for every site but GoComics (which is : hahahahahahahahahahahahaha)

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    Not quite yet but definitely moving in that direction…….

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    vacman  over 3 years ago

    And that will rate only medially secure.

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    D.Johnson  over 3 years ago

    That sounds more like a google account just so you can adjust settings ….. my bank is not as bad as google.

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    chireef  over 3 years ago

    or you can use “password”

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    kaycstamper  over 3 years ago

    The chemical suffix should be easy!

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