Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 26, 2021

Well, we’ll have to take the door off the hinges…..

And why were you putting on your belt anywhere near the door?

Now we know who the “Fredo” of the family is.

Perfect time to call Echo for help. (Ok, hand me another pair, but DON’T LOOK!)

I hate when i do that

Could be worse. You could have the back zipper on your Toreador pants catch on your chair, in the company cafeteria.

It’s those darn European handles.

i am always hooking my carry all bag strap on my screen door handle as i am backing myself out of my front door as i am grabbing the doorknob to my steel door to leave in the mornings…so i totally understand this…

Very simple solution. Put the belt through the loops before you put the pants on.

Trees. Acorns.

Oh,for Pete’s sake. just unhook it. Simple…like Norman.

Where did you and June go wrong, Ralph?

Hate when that happens.

He’ll be saying that 30 years down the road when his son still is living with him and his wife….

Amusingly, I’ve occasionally caught a door handle on my belt loop. And on one occasion, I didn’t realize it until I walked away with enough force to tear the loop off my pants. d’Oh!

Leave him. It solves several more problems as the day goes on.

He hasn’t tied his shoes either.

OK then, you stay there until we get back.

Somebody once mentioned on this board that he’s in college???