That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 11, 2021

“I’m hoping the young man I will meet is either a future surgeon or the inventor of his own crypto currency.”

Ladies waiting for Mr. Right.

Imagine their disappointment when they find out that they were lined up for the client to choose a pastel color scheme for his nursery.

Waiting to testify against Gov. Cuomo.

Before I make my selection, what’s the return policy?

The line outside the Women’s restroom.

Barbara Walters first day on “The View”

Auditions for La Cage aux Frankfurt.

At the annual debutante ball/ many “flowers” will line the wall./ You’ll be quick to deduct/ that they’ve come to be “plucked”:/ just don’t try to “pluck” them all!

lucy (first from right), worrying that the daniel boone cut might not have been the right choice…

“Whadya say, ladies, let’s line-dance us some boot-scootin’ Boogie!”

“Dear, I know that you’re trying to get a job at GEICO, but do you think keeping a live gecko in your bodice is a good idea?”

The only way Spangenberg can keep his women in line.

Those corsets won’t allow hot AF Freak dancing!

Six of one, half dozen of the other….

The top 6 of “27 Dresses”.

The line for the ladies’ retiring room at a Handel concert. And modern girls think they have it bad at Lollapalooza!

If it’s your second, you’re no longer a debutant.

The new debutante from France was wondering if he could pull this off.

“Damn falsies are slipping, again!”

“Yes, these stupid dresses do put a crimp on my twerking”.

When she came to the Archduke’s house/ she thought there’d be music by Strauss/ but it pains me to say/ that her sole takeaway/ was a gecko ensnared in her blouse.

As soon as the guys all get drunk I’m cutting the corset strings and letting it shake.

Ironically, their names were (left to right): Rose, Violet, Hyacinth, Pansy, Marigold and Lily.

“So, none of us are wearing underwear? Nobody’s doing splits tonight.”

At the Ball: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Paul_Spangenberg_-_At_the_Ball.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

https://www.askart.com/artist/Paul_Spangenberg/11071874/Paul_Spangenberg.aspx 

has info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, if truncated, it can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL, which indirectly points to his German Wikipedia page 

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Spangenberg 

(again, Google Chrome can automatically translate most webpages as necessary). First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2660 (March 10, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

WAIT A SECOND, something ain’t right. Just in time, one of Capone’s boys realized that they were supposed to be at the garage next door.

Nuthin could be finer than a quick Saint Valentiner in the mor-or-ornin’…

“So what the boys didn’t show up. Look at Marcy. She brought a vibrator. Hot times!”

The woman in pink and the one with the white boa are in agreement that corsages really do detract from the bosom line.

Third from the left: I guess it’s true, blonds really do have more fun.

Hey Wait! You are about to go on! Where are the other three ladies! It specifically says “nine ladies dancing”!

Wants to be engaged.

Wants to be engaged.

Deciding who she wants to kiss her.

“I have no clue what I’m doing here”.

Wait for me.

I want to be engaged.

Secret language of fans:

http://www.angelpig.net/victorian/fanlanguage.html

i hope the prince chooses one of us to dance soon, i need to get out of this tight assed dress and take off these shoes, you can be queen if it matters that much to you..