Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 22, 2021

Holy cats, Aunty! What happened to you? Did you go on a big eating binge during your extended house stay?

I’d blame that “issue” on Sir Isaac Newton!!

/SHMIRK/

Probably the same time your husband went from a small gut and big guns to a big gut and small guns.

Just enjoy the change and hang loose, Aunty!

May 06, 2013

What’s this “we” stuff, lady?

I think it’s gravity. That’s my excuse for the sagging (too large) mammaries and the glutes drooping. I want to retire in Luna City. Or at least countergrav in the bra.

It sounds like a personal problem to me, Aunty!

Okay, I’m done with this. As Edith Head said, “If it’s ugly, cover it up.” Put on a gorgeous caftan or long flowy blouse and fuhgeddabout it.

English needs a new verb: to unsee. Meantime, I’M BLIND!

Aunty, I asked you not to do that!

(☠﹏ʖ ☠)

My recently deceased wife said it happened in 2007 when she stopped smoking and gained weight.

Or…why is it that your nose runs and your feet smell, Aunty?

Gravity is our biggest enemy, and it ALWAYS wins.

Easy answer: 30 Seconds after you said I Do.

As I’ve said before, sometimes this comic should come with a warning label.

Ain’t it the truth!

In AA’s case, probably when she was 16

It’s called a combination of age, genes, and too much cake.

It happens while you are Sleeping.