Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 03, 2021

Gary? Cousin Gary?

Is Katy Brito the uninformed-by-her-parents student athlete who is the missing link to second in the Valley for softball who is about to disappear to Denver?

Things to in Denver when you’re dead

https://youtu.be/IfsT_c-PZXg

P1: And I hope Jennifer Anniston will have more time for me. P2: “A, You’re Adorable … Y? You’re the guy for me. Z, We go Zanily.” P3: “What were you doing all day, woman?”

P3 “What am I, your tech support department? You had to stare at the screen for half an our before you figured that out?”

What did you do before the internet?

In all reality , Look loser if you spent as much time looking for a job on the Internet as you do looking at porn maybe you’d find a job and we could pay our Internet bill.

P3 – Brito! Brito! Get your Brito here!!

I’m beginning to think the mention of a family moving to Denver was a Non Sequitur to win a bet with Wiley.

Any guesses on what can keep Zane too busy for a cute girl he’s supposedly interested in? Is it three other girls keeping him as busy as three guys?

who are the Britos and why should anyone care?

and the Britos home life is part of the story line because? and why on earth should anyone care about more tertiary characters?

And why did the previous story arc end without actually finishing? Why no end to the Tessie/Vic conundrum?

A cameo by Dr. Benton Quest as Mr. Brito

One week and no Corrina?

P1, Katy’s big hand and little hand are on the fence like clockwork.

P2, Katy is just short of a record by having a hand in all 3 frames.

P3, Gomez Addams is upset that the internet is still down. He can’t do a Thing without it.

“The Internet is out? So? You think you got problems? Listen, Mister, let me tell you who’s really got problems. The Milford Library Board, that’s who!”

Perky Katy Brito states Zane Clark is the three busiest people she knows. When the kid goes out to eat, he has to confer with me, myself and I to go to The Bucket, Speedco or Subwich. He must be a blast to play rock, paper, scissors with. Regardless, Sybil has 14 more personalities.

Brito is acute little thing. He must be In-Zane not to have enough time for her.

Kind of like what Kerry would look like if she grew up in foster care.

Pretty good hand day today. Close up of seductive fingers curled around a fence in P1, then two smaller hands in P2, with one of them crossing back into P1. Which means P1 has two versions of her right hand! Whoa. But in P3, Mr. Brito is ashamed of his hand and doesn’t want to show it. Maybe he’s got the heartbreak of psoriasis.

And speaking of heartbreaks, there’s a heartbreaker reference in today’s edition of Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

P4: “… I was gonna call but since YOU didn’t pay the bill, they shut it off and that includes our phone service…”

P 2.5 Sooooo….just how will joining the baseball team in addition to everything else free Zane(y) up to have more time for you Katy? Does he even know you exist or are you some kind of stalker?

P-1: We get teased by R&W with a subtle hint of a caged match.

P-2: "cause I’ve got three lovers and I ain’t ashamed, three lovers and I love them all the same. Now let me tell you ‘bout my first lover, it’ll take 5 weeks

P-3: Who said anything about you coming to Denver with me? Oops, I guess you got your answer about why I haven’t had the time to call the cable company

A week without CK is like a week without sunshine. Or moonshine.