For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for June 03, 2021

’ Androgyny Night’ ? seriously ?

Relationships sure are complicated, are they not?

Ah, the male ego. Still the most delicate, fragile thing in the universe!

Welcome to the feminine power era, Mike.

He feels cheated only because he wanted to be the one doing the dumping…

How unfortunate that we often do not realize how much we like or even love something until we no longer have it.

Mike, stop with the drama and grow up!

I don’t know how things are in Canada, but in the US, you don’t take the driving test at the Driving School. I am going to guess Mike’s first problem is that he is at the wrong place for the test and he will have to be scrambling to get to the right place on time.

In SAY ANYTHING… one guy advised a dumped John Cusack, “Get a new girl who looks like her, then dump HER!”

As the old saying goes..“it’s better to have loved and lost than be stuck with a psycho all your life”. ;D

“Androgyny Night”…… What the What??

At 16 you are not grown up - you just think you are.

Well, as far as bad news before a big event, that pretty much counts as a low blow. …tsk, tsk. Sad. Oh well, now about that license and the freedom of the open road! Let’s rock dude!

I learned a lesson on handling any statement a woman makes from my best friend. Just say “Yes dear!”. Exception: if she asks “Does this dress make me look fat?”. The correct answer is “NO!”.

I most cases, you NEVER marry your first love. You will dump or be dumped several times before you meet “the one”. That is how life works. I was dumped three times before I met the love of my life. If I had not been dumped before, we many have never met.

Ace is the place where you learn about women

before you get your license to drive.

That’s just a metaphor.

….and there we have it! ;o]

Why’d she dump you? Easy – because you’re an azz-wipe.

Mike concentrate on your driving test.

Androgyny night? Hmm…..

if that is how he looked at their relationship then i am glad she broke up with you first!

Who is “Letterman”? Sounds like the name of some creepy old guy with a big gray beard.

Or Vanna White’s husband.

To dump or not to dump, that is the question. Whether it is nobler to suffer the slings and arrows. Sorry Mr. Shakespeare.

What an a-hole.

Michael, how could you even think of dumping Martha?

Come on Michael, time to look at the big picture, which is give your mother a reason to be boastful to other mothers. So pass that test! In doing so Elly will make the Enjos envious, one-up old Connie, and make Gordon’s parents green with jealousy.

Always wondered what the dump ratio was. Looking back on it, I dumped two girls (one I wished I hadn’t) and kept one for 51 years.

What happened with his driver’s test?

So glad she got the jump on him. He really is a jerk, for many reasons.

Happens to all of us one time or another. Man up, Slick…

He is having a flareup of whinyitus.

He didn’t pay her enough attention. Someone else did. Snooze, lose. Especially at that age.

I went steady with 6 girls in H. S. Three of them dumped me, one of them dumped me twice. I loved H.S. it was a fun time. Really I did like H.S.

The only conversation I can remember about “chasing” was when I was in my mid-twenties. A guy I had only dated a couple of times, no real relationship, asked me to go out that night. I told him I already had plans to go with my female friend to a local dance bar (which was true.) He got miffed and sarcastically asked, “What are you going to do, chase men?” I sarcastically replied, “It’s no use chasing men; they never run!” (Which isn’t true, but I didn’t appreciate his question or its implications).