B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 30, 2021

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    Foxtrot snowday ('Sup Roblox peeps)  over 3 years ago

    Can’t life get anyworse.

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    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    I’ve been writing music for a song with two chords / That’s all I know; never learned any more. / On guitar, I only know these two chords / And I won’t ever win any writing awards…

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    But he does have a name.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Tea in the Sahara, with Yoooooooou!” Sting

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    baddawg1989  over 3 years ago

    In the desert you can remember your name,

    ‘Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain.

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    It felt good to be out of the rain.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 3 years ago

    “After nine days, I let the (tortoise) run free’Cause the desert had turned to sea.

    There were plants and birds and rocks and thingsThere was sand and hills and rings.

    The ocean is a desert with it’s life undergroundAnd a perfect disguise above.

    Under the cities lies a heart made of groundBut the humans will give no love…"

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    hariseldon59  over 3 years ago

    Walking down Ventura Highway.

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    hfergus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I say it every time. You have nothing else to do. Name the freaking horse!

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    Skeptical Meg  over 3 years ago

    I guess, that’s America.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I was at a birthday party in a beach house and someone put this record (brand new at the time) on the turntable. This was one of the old turntables that, if the swing arm wasn’t locked over the record, the needle would just pick up, move back to the beginning, and start over. It play literally All. Night. Long.

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    Since we’re bringing up the song…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEHBTjIYejE

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    ♫ “He’s goes through the desert on a turtle named John,

    … they’ve been together for way too long.”

    ♫ “Dookey Bird and Turtle – it’s always the same

    … ‘cause he’s sometimes a friend and sometimes a pain.”

    ♫ "La, la, la, la, la, la … "

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    " … and I won’t urinate on your grave!"

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    Maybe John needs an ejection seat button on his shell. Launching Dookey-Bird, who has no flight feathers, could be an interesting experiment. AND it might keep him shut for a while.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    In sand, no one can hear you scream. …or b1tch.

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    redback  over 3 years ago

    but you can be so happy together.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZEURntrQOg

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    I remember this song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpSdePGgVyQ) and two others that, the first time I heard them was at some public place where they were blasting on a good stereo system, and really knocked my socks off. The other two were Cat Stevens’ “Tuesday’s Dead” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__b5oNCfKLU) and Tony Joe White’s “Polk Salad Annie” (The following link is a live version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyXHxh3Sye0).

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    Unlike the Eagle’s version, there is someone there to give you pain……

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    rwilhite001  over 3 years ago

    Randy Newman once described it as “this song about a kid who thinks he’s taken acid.”

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    After the cayuse I rode, there ain’t no one for to give me no pain.

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    PujaDidwaniya  over 3 years ago

    when

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    dcoyote  over 3 years ago

    What’s the purpose of adding the rest of the lyrics?

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    JesseLouisMartinez  over 3 years ago

    It’s ok. In the desert there ain’t no one to give you no pain

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    I would have buried that bird in the desert years ago.

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    JenSolo02  over 3 years ago

    Thanks for the laugh, but not for the ear worm!

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    ars731  over 3 years ago

    Should have sang Sister Golden Hair…

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    Julian Himber  over 3 years ago

    I remember Joe Niagara of WIBG in Philly running a contest to name the Horse. Sinombre, won

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Funny ’toon today ♥♥

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 3 years ago

    Called a “turtle” acts like a tortoise.

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    poimen  over 3 years ago

    The turtle is John the bird has said it before

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    Marv Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I didn’t know the Byrds & the Turtles covered this???

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