Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 07, 2021

“So?”

Do I have to give you the inside story?

Funny on so many levels.

“Ma’am, child safety seats are required in this state.”

Don’t you know I’m car pooling?

Говорите ли вы по-русски?

That is very clever Mr Parisi.

“There’s more to me than you can see.”

It’s sad when people only see what’s on the outside.

Not exactly a multiple personalities person.

She has a lot of inner peaces.

Well, with no hands to move the steering wheel, or feet to operate the accelerator or brake, how’d she get into the HOV lane in the first place?

I know the “devil is in the details”, but none of those nesters have hands or feet either.

He only stopped her because she is stacked. Now he is just toying with her. What a doll!

“Don’t you know how highly occupied I am?”

“Step out of the car, ma’am. You’re under arrest for human trafficking.”

Step away from the vehicle, Officer!

She’s got it covered!

Yes officer, I know….duh

Self-driving matryoshka ?

I guess she’ll have to open up to him.

No hands or feet? A Tesla?

Just wait till he asks for her ID.

Clever!!

There are six more in the car. Trust me.

“I’ll have you know, occifer, that I’ve never been more high than I am right now.”

Saint Cyril was the patron saint of dyslexics.

Eef you give mee a ticket eet vill spell beeg trouble for Moose and Squirrel!

Get ready shock and awe, officer!