Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 17, 2021

Ty is just cornfused.

You’re a SICK man Ty. You have to butter it first.

He’s twisted. I like popcorn twisted.

Throw in some caramel coating and peanuts, and their whole species is at risk.

My God! They’re cornnibals.

Kudos for the Ty Cobb reference.

This story needs to be be disCORNtinued!

In case non-baseball people didn’t get the reference – Ty is from Ty Cobb, an early baseball super-star

Sam-I-Am: "You do not like them. … So you say.

… Try them! Try them! … And you may.

.… Try them and you may, I say."

(excerpt from Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss)

Not-so-smartfood.

ty must’ve been tyin’ one on with the moonshine…

Send in Cliff with some butter and salt for cleanup duty.

They will have to cob together a solution for this dilemma.

What to do with the cobs? Save for another TP shortage

Corny joke

“You’re a sick man, Ty.”

“But not as twisted as you, Gmoe.”

Wait until they find out what humans did with corn cobs in the outhouse…

Movie Night! Free popcorn. Tonight’s Movie “Giant Cliff monster attacks Doughnut world” Free Popcorn!

There’s a county near Atlanta that these guys should invade. It’s Cobb County.

They never stood a chance, they’re really just a bunch of Corn Nuts.

The other one has a good ear for silky rhymes… They call him May-Zee… ㋡

He fomented waw, a wisk-he nevew should have taken.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX_lnmb1Moo

To be corntinued

You should add some butter

Buncha cornballs! I have been laughing at this all week!

I suggest they form an alliance with the “Butter People”…

Ad to the left is for Skinny Pop at Kroger.

It just popped up.

Reminds me of Goldmember eating his own skin flake.

And yet there’s still one more pun that everybody missed,

Ty is a cornnibal.

This CORNtoon is now STALKing me in nightmares.

Not unlike eating those tasty boogers

Say hello to Ty Corndahmer.