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I still laugh about a Birthday Card a colleague received several years ago. On the front was a beautiful young girl and the words “See this young girl”? When you open it up, it says, “You are old enough to be her father!”
allen@home almost 4 years ago
You’re going to old yourself one day Eno. Of course you’ll never have kids to berate you. No woman will ever have you.
GROG Premium Member almost 4 years ago
He’ll berate you for being you!
Yontrop almost 4 years ago
Then you mean “berating birthday cards”.
Knightman Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Well Eno, maybe ya outta look in the mirror, first!!!
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I may be getting older but you are a loner and in the morning I’ll wake up with your mother and you will still be a loner.
- with apologies to Winston Churchill.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Berating is what Dads are all about. I mean really, Dad Jokes are a thing because …well you know. Just because.
bigger Nate almost 4 years ago
mine are always x-rated
gammaguy almost 4 years ago
“B-rated”? I wouldn’t rate him above a “D”.
PO' DAWG almost 4 years ago
B-rated greeting card sold at Dollar Tree.
martynhappyone almost 4 years ago
I still laugh about a Birthday Card a colleague received several years ago. On the front was a beautiful young girl and the words “See this young girl”? When you open it up, it says, “You are old enough to be her father!”
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
He’s already berated when they find out that you’re his son.
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
Buddy. You will be there someday too……
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
Dad will feel old if you tell him there are muzak versions for all of his favorite Hank Williams songs.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Berated? That’s not strong enough. Get a degraded one.
Impkins Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Panel Three: Colorist missed her lower lip again. All the better to distract us from those boobs! Ouch! :)
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
What a great son…
Old Man River almost 4 years ago
Getting old is one of the perks of living. Who ever dies with the most birthdays wins,
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 4 years ago
Surprised Hallmark and American Greetings haven’t started making cards for that.