Kliban by B. Kliban for April 07, 2021

And that is the question of the day. Do you exist, and if so, just when?

He apparently does exist, but he’s really dumb.

Nailed it!

Be Here Not.

I took a philosophy class in college, but had to take an incomplete on my transcript. Seems I made an error on a homework assignment and accidentally proved my professor didn’t exist.

Philosophy? “Whatever hurts you makes you existier”.

Then cease and desist …and take that stupid board of nails with you….

Very deep and not very pointy. The nails are never very sharp and weight is always distributed very carefully over as much surface area as possible

Maybe if you tried existing NOT on a bed of nails.

It’s all good until I get an itch that needs scratching…

But does he only exist when it hurts?

Ain’t that the truth!

I’m Alive! Ow.

The longer you exist, the more it hurts.

A Kliban cartoon thats easy to understand? Must be a forgery.

The guy standing up has two left hands.